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S1 E15

Mad · Season 1, Episode 15

Lotso, Buzz Lightyear and others in “Unfinished Business”

LLotso

I'm afraid you know too much, Buzz.

You'll never get away with this, Lotso! Pixar movies are sad in the middle, and sometimes at the beginning, but never at the end!

(Lotso snaps his fingers. Big Baby comes in with a screwdriver)

Wait! What are you doing?!

LLotso

Hmmm. "Resetting your Buzz Lightyear."

(Big Baby removes the screws and is about to switch Buzz from "Play Mode" to "Demo Mode".)

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

(Buzz ends up being relocated in a bath tub, unconscious. Along sails a Fisher Price ship.)

BSBlue Sailor

Whoever he is, his batteries are gonna rust if he's left in the tub too long.

(Buzz has been lifted up into the sailors' boat and placed on a bunk.)

RSRed Sailor

Not bad for two guys with no arms.

' '[jumps up] Who am I?! [punches one of the sailors] I have no memory! [kicks the other] Who are you?! [then slaps him] What's my name?!

BSBlue Sailor

We don't know. It wasn't... on your underwear...

Oh, no! [pause] You checked my underwear?

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