Nicolas Cage, Bart Simpson lookalike who and others in “Unfinished Business”

I'm led to believe that the man called "The Grinch" stole all your things and took off on a pinch. He cracked his whip on an antique sleigh, and knew the right codes to get out the same way.

You found all that out from the desk in his room?

Not really.

Said Cage.

I just watched the cartoon. (Pulls out a DVD of the cartoon)

When all of a sudden, a blanket of snow Covered the men from their heads to their toes. It was the Grinch himself, who arrived with the stuff.

You're lying!

He said.

And I'm calling you bluffs. From that story you told was sure to surmise, That the bandits you seek are really you guys. See, I found that old sled that I supposedly used To steal all the gifts from all of the Whos. But if memory serves, and the truth might just sting, It's you who has access to antique things. (points to Nicholas Cage) And that whipping you heard came from old Doctor Jones, While the code-meister here broke into your homes.