The thing is, I have a job. I have my own office, with my name on the door. And I have a secretary--that's you. And I am not scared of any of this.
S3 E3My Old Kentucky Home
POPeggy Olson|]]
I'm Peggy Olson and I wanna smoke some marijuana.
[after smoking marijuana] If you were feeling it, you'd be hungry.
I am hungry. It's just not worth moving.
S3 E4The Arrangements
Well, as they used to say at the freshman mixer, when you get a yes, you go home.
HCHorace Cook, Jr.
Only, Humps, you never got one.
It doesn't make any sense. It looks right, sounds right, smells right. But something's not right. What is it?
She's not Ann-Margret.
S3 E5The Fog
Where's Don?
NNurse
He's in the waiting room.
Bullshit! He's never where you expect him to be.
Our worst fears lie in anticipation.
I look around and I think, I want what he had. You have everything and you have so much of it.
I suppose that's probably true.
GGene
Don't worry. You're a house cat. You are very important and you have little to do.
S3 E6Guy Walks Into an Advertising Agency
JHJohn Hooker
Mr. Kinsey, you might want to shave your beard.
What? Who the hell are you people?
JHJohn Hooker
That was a joke.
You think there's something feminine about it? My father was the tallest, handsomest, vainest man in New York, and he got his nails done. He had his fourth coronary behind the wheel and hit a tree. The windshield severed his arm, and he was dead, so they never put it back on. In the casket he had one hand. The nails were perfect.
This is your brother. We don't know who he is yet or what he's gonna be. And that is a wonderful thing.
That's life. One minute you're on top of the world. The next, some secretary is running over your foot with a lawn motor.
He might lose his foot.
Right when he got it in the door.
S3 E7Seven Twenty Three
[to Pete] Stop barging in here and infecting me with your anxiety.
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