Is it just me, or is the lobby full of Negros?
S5 E1A Little Kiss (1)
[to Megan] I want you at work, because I want you.
[about his small office] Where am I supposed to conduct business?
In the crapper for all I care.
[about Megan] Why don't you sing like that?
JSJane Sterling
[about Don] Why don't you look like him?
So when you're 40, how old will I be?
BBobby
You'll be dead.
S5 E2A Little Kiss (2)
Big weekend plans?
It's Tuesday. I don't know.
I was talking about me. My cousin's coming in.
Stan, assume that you're working.
[Roger "promotes" Harry to a windowless office in the basement]
[holds up a wad of cash] It's more than a thousand, Harry. That... is a month's salary. After taxes.
There's no window in there.
You could buy yourself a very beautiful picture of something to look at.
S5 E3Tea Leaves
That's what they said about Mein Kampf..."Kid really has a voice."
Mohawk is going to insist on a regular copywriter.
Someone with a penis.
I'll work on that.
S5 E4Mystery Date
GGreg
The army makes me feel like a good man.
You're not a good man. You never were, and you know what I'm talking about.
[to Megan] I married you, and I'm gonna be with you until I die...which could be this afternoon.
[to Peggy] You know I could fire you?
Great. There's some portfolios in Jones's office. Maybe you could find somebody tonight.
Why are you doing this to me?
Because you're being very demanding for someone who has no other choice. Dazzle me.
Fine. How much you want?
How much you got?
$400.
Give me all of it.
Jesus! This better be good.
Do you want me to take your watch?
S5 E5Signal 30
[seeing Pete and Lane ready to fight] I know cooler heads should prevail but am I the only one who wants to see this?
Lane beat the crap out of Pete.
I can't believe he beat me to it.
[about Megan] Brave words from a man on his second time around.
Yeah, and if I had met her first I would've known not to throw it away.
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