WR[w:Roger Sterling|]]
A wooden leg. They're so cheap they can't even afford a whole reporter.
S4 E1Public Relations
I love how they sit there like a couple of choirboys. You know one of them's leaving New York with VD.
[to Don] You know something. We are all here because of you. All we want to do is please you.
HFHenry Francis
[about not yet selling the house] Don, it's temporary.
Believe me, Henry, everyone thinks this is temporary.
[about Bethany Van Nuys] You hit it off, come Turkey Day, maybe you can stuff her.
S4 E2Christmas Comes But Once a Year
AAllison
Good time? Bad time?
Yes.
What about our other clients?
We have no other clients! If Lee Garner, Jr. wants three wise men flown in from Jerusalem, he gets it.
I don't hate Christmas. I hate this Christmas.
How can you stand going to the hospital every day?
PPhoebe
I love working at the hospital. People comin' into the world, people leavin' it. Everything happens there.
In a nutshell, it all comes down to what I want versus what's expected of me.
S4 E3The Good News
We're going to the movies.
Do you think we should?
Does Howdy Doody have a wooden dick?
SStephanie
So I'd say Laura was the worst roommate. She had a nervous breakdown. One morning she's reading the Bible instead of her Psych book. The next morning she woke me up, leaning over me with this crazy smile, and said, ‘Morning, Stephanie. Have you heard the Good News?'
There are worse things.
No there aren't.
I could tell, the minute she saw who I really was, she never wanted to look at me again. Which is why I never told her.
Oh, Dick. I'm sorry she broke your heart.
I had it coming.
I started thinking of everything I was sure was true, and how flimsy it all might be.
You don't have to see a UFO to know that. But it's not a great way to think about things.
I know everything about you and I still love you.
She is very important to me. I'm going to do what I have to.
PPatty
You have no say in the affairs of this family. You're just a man in a room with a checkbook. I'm sorry.
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