Roger Sterling quotes from Mad Men

Roger Sterling

Psychiatry is just this year's candy pink stove.

Roger Sterling

You know what? I am very comfortable with my mind. Thoughts clean and unclean, loving and... the opposite of that. But I am not a woman. And I think it behooves any man to toss all female troubles into the hands of a stranger.

Roger Sterling

[to Don, about making a pass at Betty] At some point, we've all parked in the wrong garage.

Roger

[to Don, on children] One minute you're drinking at the bar and they come and tell you your kid's been born. Next thing you know, they're heading off to college.

Roger Sterling

Remember, Don...when God closes a door, he opens a dress.

Roger Sterling

You know what my father used to say? "Being with a client is like being in a marriage. Sometimes you get into it for the wrong reasons, and eventually they hit you in the face."

Roger Sterling

[after suffering a heart attack] All these years I thought it would be the ulcer. I did everything they told me, I drank the cream, ate the butter. Then I get hit with a coronary.

Roger

[to Don] Has your wife seen that yet? Do me a favor. Let me be there when it happens.

Roger

You think there's something feminine about it? My father was the tallest, handsomest, vainest man in New York, and he got his nails done. He had his fourth coronary behind the wheel and hit a tree. The windshield severed his arm, and he was dead, so they never put it back on. In the casket he had one hand. The nails were perfect.

Roger Sterling

[as they leave their old offices] How long do you think it'll take us to be in a place like this again? :Don Draper: I never saw myself working in a place like this.

Roger Sterling

I love how they sit there like a couple of choirboys. You know one of them's leaving New York with VD.

Roger Sterling

[about Bethany Van Nuys] You hit it off, come Turkey Day, maybe you can stuff her.

Roger

Since when is forgiveness a better quality than loyalty?

Roger Sterling

[about Miss Blankenship] She died like she lived, surrounded by the people she answered phones for.

Roger

[to Joan] Every time I think back, all the good stuff was with you.