You know, I'm breaking a rule here. I haven't had one of these sausages since I quit. If this makes me have dreams about beer, I'm gonna be mad at you.
S7 E1Times Zones
[Lee cuddles onto Don's shoulder]
LLee
If I was your wife, I wouldn't like this.
She knows I'm a terrible husband.
LLee
How long have you been married?
Not long enough. I really thought I could do it this time.
LLee
Did she kick you out?
No. She doesn't know that much, but she knows.
LLee
Well, if she doesn't know, you should just keep it that way. That's what people do.
I keep wondering, have I broken the vessel?
LLee
If you did, what can you do about it? It's done. [pause] I bet I could make you feel better.
I bet you could.
LLee
There's a car waiting for me. I could give you a lift.
[pause] I'm sorry, but I have to get back to work.
S7 E2A Day's Work
[Peggy thinks that a bouquet of flowers are for her from Ted]
Shirley, I've been thinking about it, and I know it's silly, but could you please throw these flowers away?
SShirley
Why?
They're cursed.
SShirley
No, they're not. They're beautiful.
Look, I should have bought you flowers, out of respect, not because of some holiday. Are these some symbol of how much we're loved? It's a joke! [she grabs the flowers to throw them away]
SShirley
Please don't.
I'll get you some new ones.
SShirley
Please. Those are my flowers. They're from my fiancée.
Since when?
SShirley
Since this morning.
Why didn't you tell me?
SShirley
You never gave me a chance.
I never gave you a chance? They've been sitting there all day! Now you're just embarrassing me!
SShirley
I didn't mean to...
You should have never told me! That would have been a great gift. Who cares about your stupid flowers? You know what, you have a ring on. we all know that you're engaged. You did not have to embarrass me. Grow up!
[Sally has just found out that Don is on a "leave of absence" from work]
I was in a pitch meeting, and I told them the truth about me. But it was the wrong time.
What was the truth?
Nothing you don't know.
S7 E3Field Trip
I'm not walking out of my own house, so that means you're going to have to leave.
Have you calmed down?
I'm not kidding around. I want you to call a cab, get on a plane, go home. I don't want you to worry about me anymore.
Stop it.
Don, it's okay. This is the way it ends. It's going to be so much easier for both of us.
BBobby
[to Betty, about his teacher] She likes you.
Yes, well, that blouse says she likes everyone.
S7 E4The Monolith
We've got a computer. It's going to do lots of magical things, like make Harry Crane seem important.
LeaseTech, the company we're leasing the computer from, is a virgin. I think we should prepare a presentation while their guy is here and push 'em over the edge.
BBert
New business.
That whole industry is exploding. The sky has exponential growth.
BBert
Have you forgotten the stipulations?
Fine, tell somebody else. I mean, the apple is right there.
BBert
You have a fundamental misunderstanding of what went wrong here.
So, that's it? You want me to be a janitor? Whistle while I work?
BBert
You thought there was going to be a big creative crisis and we would pull you off the bench, but in fact we've been doing just fine.
So why am I even here? I could have gone anywhere.
BBert
Why are you here?
Because I started this agency!
BBert
Along with a dead man whose office you now inhabit.
You know, you never have to have a drink again.
I don't wanna hear that.
You're hung over, it's the best time to hear it. Are you just gonna kill yourself? Give them what they want? Or are you gonna go in your room, put on your uniform, fix your bayonet and hit the parade? Do the work, Don.
S7 E5The Runaways
LLou
Don, you've been the boss. The briefcase and the hat? It's a rookie maneuver. You got somewhere you need to be?
I'm afraid I do.
LLou
How's it going to look to the others if I let you go?
You could let everyone go.
LLou
Is that what you would do?
No. I'd let you go, Lou.
AAmy
[to Don] You know what would make you feel better? Drugs.
S7 E6The Strategy
BBonnie
[reaching her hand into Pete's pants] Meet me in the ladies' room in 60 seconds.
[breathlessly] I have always wanted to do that!
[Peggy and Don are brainstorming an ad strategy]
Moms love Burger Chef because it's the answer to a crisis. What if mom's coming home from work?
[skeptically] What's her profession?
You are surrounded by all kinds of mothers who work, Don.
It's too sad for an ad.
Fine. She burned the roast, she dented the fender...
Keep going.
She backed over the dog, little Katie's pregnant, Bobby got drafted, but there's still a burger and fries on the table.
S7 E7Waterloo
BBert
No man has ever come back from leave, not even Napoleon.
How did you get in here?
Money.
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