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Mad Men Season 3 quotes

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S3 E1Out of Town

PCPeter Campbell

I just wanted to let you both know how honored I am with this promotion.

Help yourself... not the Stoli.

[looking at a whiskey ad] Can you believe this? What is the world coming to?

SRSal Romano

That is a big bottle.

That's not a bottle, that's a date.

SRSal Romano

My oh my, what a big bottle you have.

Sorry honey, but I'm taken. I just pawned my typewriter so we can be together all weekend.

Why does it have to be like this? Why can't I get anything good all at once?

I keep going to a lot of places and ending up somewhere I've already been.

S3 E2Love Among the Ruins

Let's assume we can get a girl who can match Ann-Margret's ability to be 25 and act 14.

SRSal Romano

Is that what she's doing?

BCBert Cooper

I don't want to have to walk down here every time we lose an account. This is an advertising agency. I'll wear out the carpet.

And let's also say that change is neither good or bad, it simply is. It can be greeted with terror or joy. A tantrum that says ‘I want it the way it was,' or a dance that says ‘Look, something new.'

S3 E3My Old Kentucky Home

GHGene Hofstadt

You think money's the answer to every problem.

No, just to this particular problem.

The thing is, I have a job. I have my own office, with my name on the door. And I have a secretary--that's you. And I am not scared of any of this.

POPeggy Olson|]]

I'm Peggy Olson and I wanna smoke some marijuana.

S3 E4The Arrangements

Well, as they used to say at the freshman mixer, when you get a yes, you go home.

HCHorace Cook, Jr.

Only, Humps, you never got one.

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