Scenes with Lupin 239
[Fujiko watches Lupin sitting dejectedly on a hill outside the church]
[Lupin answers with a groan]
LLupin
It's frustrating, but... this is hopeless.
[He trudges over to Fujiko]
[He kneels in front of Fujiko, buries his face into her and starts crying. Suddenly, he hears church bells ringing and gets an idea]
LLupin
Fujiko... marry me!
LLupin
[desperately] I only have three more days. This is my last wish.
[Fujiko blinks, confused]
LLupin
Please. We'll just do the ceremony. Please, Fujiko.
[He beseechingly puts his hands together]
You really love me that much?
LLupin
[spirits lifted] Really? Alright!
[shaking Goemon roughly] Hey, Goemon! Why the hell didn't you help him?
And what exactly did you do to help?
[Jigen, distraught, buries his face in the table]
Don't cry, Jigen. [Despite this, Jigen starts to cry anyway] I'll avenge him.
[Jigen looks up at Goemon indignantly]
Idiot! You're too old-fashioned! He's in the Fourth Dimension! The 29th Century! What can an Edo Period guy like you do? If Mr. Edo Period could do something, Lupin would most likely have done something himself.
[He continues crying into the table]
LLupin
[from behind the aquarium] Edo Period, huh? How insightful of you two. You've given me a great idea.
[Goemon and Jigen stare at Lupin in shock. Jigen breaks out into a cold sweat]
[eyes streaming with fresh tears] Lupin...
LLupin
Well, you see, I was worried that people would miss me when I was gone, so I hid for a bit. [He chuckles]
[angry at Lupin for scaring him] Damn you, Lupin!
LLupin
Oh, come on, Jigen. Don't look so cranky.
[defensively] I was born cranky.
[Lupin, Jigen, Goemon and Fujiko sit on a raft in the middle of the ocean after the liner meant to trap them sinks]
It's unbelievable. A billion dollars, it's all gone. Sunk in the ocean, for what? All for revenge. What a waste.
LLupin
I just can't get over it. Old Pops, the constant pain in the rear, who hounded me across seven continents, is gone forever. It's really true what they say in the song, you don't know what you got until it's gone.
[crossing himself] Everybody's gotta go sometime. It's all just a long goodbye, Lupin.
Zenigata is now with his ancestors.
[All four have a moment of silent prayer]
LLupin
[choking up] Poor Pops.
Lupin, you weasel! We had a deal! Get your butt over here!
[The four of them see Zenigata riding a turtle]
LLupin
[relieved] Pops! Is that you? We thought you were dead! Oh, I could kiss you, ya big lug! Let's get out of here, guys! The chase is on again! Woo-hoo!
[The gang paddles the raft to New York City. Zenigata spurs the turtle forward, but it throws him off]
JSJail Security Guard
Hey, knock it off in there! That tapping's driving me crazy!
LLupin
Oh, sorry there, pal. But you're not officially crazy until you go... BLEH! BLEH! BLEH!
LLupin
[shivering and sneezing] I still don't get why it took you guys twenty minutes to haul me back on board!
Actually, we could've had you out a lot sooner, lover, but everybody agreed that cold water was exactly what was needed to cure your... voyeurism.
In fact, we're gonna keep some handy.
LLupin
[about Genhalter] The bad news is he's in East Berlin.
What? East Berlin? Isn't that a little ironic?
LLupin
War's over, guy says, "Hey, they may be Commies, but at least they're fellow homicidal totalitarians."
[Lupin sees Fujiko being abducted by Dr. Oz]
LLupin
Fujiko! Fujiko, hold on! I'm coming! [He grabs the oars] Come on, Jigen, we gotta help her!
[He starts rowing at speed, causing Jigen to almost fall out and nearly drop the scotch]
Hey, hey, hey! The scotch! Who-o-oah!
[Over on the boat, Fujiko feebly protests]
[Lupin rows frantically, inadvertently tossing Jigen up and down]
LLupin
Fujiko! Fujiko! Fujiko!
[simultaneously] Uh! Ow! Oh!
[Dr. Oz turns the boat around. Lupin approaches it in the rowboat]
LLupin
Don't worry! I'm coming! Here I am!
[He swings at one of the men and hits him on the head]
Hey! Take it easy! I'm getting seasick!
[A wave from the boat capsizes Lupin's small rowboat. Dr. Oz's motorboat drives away]
[Lupin and Jigen lie across the capsized boat]
LLupin
Jigen! Get 'em, get 'em, get 'em!
[aiming his pistol] Hang on. I can't get a beat on 'em.
LLupin
Come on! They're getting away! Shoot 'em, willya?
[He impatiently hits Jigen over the head with an oar]
LLupin
Come on! Come on! Come on! Come on!
[He looks over at Jigen, who is lying, dazed, across the capsized boat]
Lupin suddenly cries out. Jigen shoves him to the ground as bullets rain over them]
Damn it! What in the hell is the matter with you, Lupin?
LLupin
Matter?! What's the matter?! Ask my damn butt!
[Lupin has a bear trap on his behind]
Ooh, that's gotta hurt. These guys are good. I mean, well, you know.
[Goemon pulls at the bear trap on Lupin's behind]
[Goemon pulls the thing free, ripping off the back of Lupin's pants in the process]
LLupin
"Transcend it", my ass!
Ah, the old exploding bear trap in the ass trick. [He throws away the bear trap and it explodes]
LLupin
ANYBODY HERE NOT TRYING TO KILL ME?!
Uh, Lupin? I take it back. What I said about Nessie.
LLupin
You? Yeah. Gimme a break.
No, really. I've been skeptical about the whole thing, but I'm starting to come around to your point of view.
LLupin
Oh, really? And what brought about this conversion?
Oh, I don't know. Probably this fifty-foot sea serpent here.
LLupin
Yeah, yeah. Very... [He turns around and finds that Jigen is absolutely correct]
LLupin
Smart guy like you? You really thought Nessie would be attracted to this tin can?
Her mating habits are obscure.
LLupin
I'm guessing yours must be too if you really thought this lame plan would work.
You can bait me all you like, but it's all moot since your friend charmed Nessie for me.
LLupin
It's, uh, kind of funny, you know?
[He and Jigen burst out laughing]
I happen to have a nice singing voice!
LLupin
It's just that it's not the first of your charms that comes to mind.
[She knees Lupin in the chin]
[The gang arrive in Nice and trudges along the Promenade des Anglais]
Oh man, I am so glad to be out of that friggin' forest.
LLupin
Walking all night, starving to death, I can't take another step... Whoa, a restaurant! Woo-hoo!
LLupin
Of course it's leaning, Jigen. It's just, after all that chianti, you are, too.
LLupin
So, how was I? As a king?
LLupin
I mean, you know, before that.
Oh, you want to know about...
No, you didn't bring out the concubine in me. [Lupin is crestfallen] You were goofy. You should have seen yourself.
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