Lupin quotes from Lupin III

Hey, Jigen, listen up. Remember that map?

M-hm. Yeah. What about it?

You must have left it at the hotel. Zenigata found it and he's on the train.

What? Really? Nah. That's impossible. I'd never make a rookie mistake like that.

There's a simple way to resolve this.

Yeah, sure, I got it right he- Where the hell is it? Aw, man.

Don't sweat it. Pops'll be looking for us, and luckily we're in disguise. I'm sure he's clueless about Martino.

Guess we're sharing this compartment. Come on, sit down.

Uh, no, man. It's like, you know... later! [He opens the next door, and finds Fujiko changing] Yeah! [She throws her shoe at him]

Dirty hippy!

I could swear I heard a woman scream out here. [He heads to Fujiko's compartment and peers inside] Excuse me, but I thought... [Fujiko screams and throws her other shoe at Zenigata] Oww. [He reveals a shoe print on his face from where Fujiko hit him]

[in disguise] So, you're actually on a case, Inspector? How exciting!

Oh, yeah? Exactly how excited are you?

You know, that jockey's outfit back there was giving me ideas.

Why, you're Lupin! Hold it right there!

Nope.

Lupin, listen! You gotta get out of there! You're gonna crash on that bridge up ahead!

Get over there first and blow up the bridge!

No, you're insane! Don't do it! You're gonna plunge into the gorge!

Just do it, willya? Not that I don't appreciate your concern, sweetheart.

[acting like a tsundere] Did you think I was talking about you? It's the loot I'm worried about!

Well, the good thing is, I don't think it's Hell.

Not a real far cry, though.

You know, you're like a friggin' teenager, Lupin. You gotta grow up, man.

[petulantly] I am not like a teenager! You guys suck! Go on, take off. Who needs ya? [He hears Jigen and Goemon leaving] It's not fair! Everyone's being mean to me!

[as Zenigata] I'd say the acting's a bit over the top, wouldn't you?

I'm not acting, me!

Lupin, I know you can hear me.

That's a Roger, Red Baron. I'm here.

I know you stole the file from Scotland Yard. Over.

Just casing the competition. Over.

You better hand it over. Over.

Why don't you roll me in the clover? Over.

YOU GO TO HEEEEEELLLL! Uh, over.

So, the belt explodes if I do this?

Hey, hey! Not funny.

Are you sure? That was from the Queen, inviting you to Buckingham Palace, for your cooperation with Scotland Yard.

What?! The Queen?! Buckingham Palace?? Aaaagh! Get back here! Why didn't you tell me? I always wanted to meet the Queen! Maybe she was gonna knight me or something, who knows? It's possible! [He sobs pathetically]

This is just great! After all the work I put into that stupid race tomorrow!

It's your own damn fault.

I KNOW!!!

I've always thought of you boys as close relatives.

[incredulously] Yeah? That's what Lizzie Borden said.

I can't believe I lost all that money.

Yeah? Well, that was my money, you big dumb jerk!

Help! She's gonna kill me!

You wish! Killing's too good for you!

I knew you were settin' me up, Lupin. You had no idea where the bottle was, but I turned the tables on you, Lupin! I had him take me to the wrong place, and now you're hoist on your own whatever you call it.

[annoyed] "Petard", it's called a damn petard!