Foreign Legion Commander quotes from Lupin III

Such petty rivalries are nothing but a bourgeois luxury, which the true revolutionary must abandon. Plus, I hate you.

Listen, Commander, I really wish you all the best with this big bloodbath of yours, but, unfortunately, I'm not going to be sticking around.

Ah, I understand. Well, it's up to you. But I should warn you, the only way out of here is up those steps over there.

[in his imagination] Help me! Ahh! Help! Help me, please! I really don't wanna die! Help me, please! Please, stop! I'm too young to die! And too handsome, and charming, and...

But, hey, if you have to go, you have to go. I totally respect that.

[hopefully] And you're sure that's the only, only way? There's no, like, camel taxi or anything?

[attracted to a disguised Zenigata] What would I have to pay for her?

Trust me, you don't want her.

Why not?

Uh, well... I mean, it's just... [Zenigata makes a show of cuddling up to Lupin] You know... I love her so much. [He fake sobs]

Alright, get going.

Thank you. What a nice man.