A character in Lupin III
Chief
Lupin III · 568 quotes
6th most-quoted character in Lupin III: in 10 of its 568 quotes
Most scenes with: Zenigata (8)
[as Zenigata bites sheepishly into his hat] Well, Zenigata. Look what happened. We did as you said, left with Hanshichi, and you, and the whole damn thing blew up in our faces. Now, what would you do if you were in my position, Inspector?
[near tears] Damn that Lupin, acting all high and mighty.
Inspector, calm down.
[anxious] But...
Mr. Zenigata.
Yes!
[The chief groans]
Listen, I'm the real Zenigata. I should know who the hell I am, shouldn't I?
[Lupin] He's lying, sir!
[Jigen] They're all lying!
[Goemon] Except for me!
Well, give my regards to Speed Racer. I bid you adieu.
[into his hat] Penis!
Pardon?
[Zenigata turns and hits his head on the door]
Ow. Must have caught a cold or something. [He feigns another sneeze] Asswipe!
Cause if we do fail... It's... [He makes a throat-slicing motion and a gagging noise]
Don't worry about it, Chief. This one's a no-brainer.
[Zenigata and Fujiko rush to the morgue]
Chief! Fill me in! What have you got here?
Well, sir, we got a DOA [meaning "Dead on arrival"]. And we got his partners here waiting to be interrogated.
Hold on! Are you saying Lupin's deceased?! Do you think I was born yesterday or something?! Huh?! THE ONLY DUMMMY AROUND HERE IS THE DOA!
[Zenigata, Fujiko and the chief enter the morgue]
[scoffing] The old coffin gambit, Lupin? Come on, you big con artist. [He waves his handcuffs] Alright, open 'er up.
[The mortician opens the coffin. Lupin lies inside, motionless and pale]
That's our guy!
No!
Hey, Lupin! Get up! Come on! Hey, Lupin! Cut it out, willya? Come on! [He shakes the thief's head] I'm not kiddin', Lupin! This isn't funny! [He starts crying] Damn it, Lupin! It can't be true!
Inspector, please, maybe you should control yourself.
[sobbing] You can't really be dead! I never told you this before, but I love you! What am I gonna do without you? You're my whole reason to live! How could you do this to me? I hate you! No, I don't! I don't! I'm sorry! [He rubs his tear-streaked face against Lupin's] Please don't leave me, Lupin!
[placing a comforting hand on Zenigata's shoulder] It's alright, Inspector.
[Zenigata furiously handcuffs the officer, then, sobbing hysterically, tears out of the building, firing his pistol into the air]
Puma! I'll get you, you son of a bitch!
Please state today's code phrase.
[in a completely serious tone] I want my daddy and mommy, I'm scared and I want to go home.
[Lupin, who is disguised as the Chief's pet tiger, looks up at the Chief in confusion and astonishment]
Voice print code and phrase confirmed.
Lupin III is a thief who was born in France. He has a clear head, and he's the grandson of Arsene Lupin. He's bound to be patriotic.
Yes, he may be, slightly...
[At the New York ICPO headquarters, a poorly Zenigata sneezes loudly]
[sneezing loudly] I will definitely catch Lupin... even if I have to sacrifice my life. [He sneezes again]
I don't care about Lupin, Zenigata. It seems you don't understand how important this invention is. Anyway, bring back that boy Mikhail. [Zenigata blows his nose] He wants to use this invention to help starving people Africa and Asia. [Zenigata doesn't listen. He stows away his tissue, then takes out a piece of folded paper] That was the late Professor Kazanov's dying wish. If it winds up in corporate hands or those of a single government... [He realizes Zenigata is distracted] Are you listening, Zenigata? [Zenigata sneezes white powder into the chief's face]
The culprit wasn't Lupin this time. He...
I don't want to hear excuses! Zenigata, hurry up and find that gold, no matter who took it!
[saluting] Understood, sir.
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