Jigen quotes from Lupin III

Man, this glass sure can be a pain.

[respectfully taking off his hat] These are hard times for innocent bystanders. What kind of amateur are we dealing with?

Inshallah, you two. [He exits, then pops his head back around the door] That basically means "good friggin' luck", pal.

I know we're superstitious, but are we this superstitious?

I hope he's just hungover.

[seeing Zenigata on his and Lupin's tail] Butt pain at six o'clock.

May I remind you the last time she got us a good deal was never?

[while driving after Zenigata] He's driving like a friggin' maniac. [An amused little smile spreads across his face] I gotta admit it, though: It does feel kinda nice to be running his sorry ass ragged for a change.

Admit it, you were blinded by diamonds and you betrayed us... just like a typical woman.

[as Archer] Why don't you just slip me a mickey? I mean, you got anything a little peppier? You know, like... [He drums on a bottle and hums a tune before falling over backwards]

[while Lupin and Fujiko argue with Alice] OK, now, children, let's just...

Call me when you're done, uh, darling.

Here, mer-y-mer-y-mer-y maid. I don't even know what any of these damn things is supposed to look like.

[seeing the mermaid] Is that a shark? If it is, it's got a great rack.

Hey, I know you guys think I'm a misogynist, but it's not exactly a red-letter day for your side of the argument.