Lupin quotes from Lupin III

I can't go to heaven having been betrayed by my beloved Princess, can I?

I don't wanna live underwater! Help me! Jigen? Goemon? Fujiko? Pops?!

Thieves don't work during playtime.

(loudly singing) For the sake of my honey, I'm old-fashioned, aren't I? For the sake of the jewels, yeah-ho!

Well, hello, Fujiko. How are you?

[clothes torn and tickling hands all over her] I'm not exactly tickled pink, Lupin.

I'm hungry.

Sorry, but we only have food for me, not for you.

The octopus? Forget about that.

Linda, my sweet!

The hell? Did he just say "Linda, my sweet"? I can't do this...

This is why I keep telling you to be careful of women.

I got it, I got it. Don't nag so much.

Dang it! Goemon Ishikawa the First was boiled to death! So I figured this Goemon would be weak against fire! That's the whole reason I prepared the fuel! But nooo!

Enough with the braying. What are you, a donkey?

Huh? Where's the woman?

She ran away.

This is priceless!

Laugh it up.

Are you cold?

Of course. I wanna get home and take a nice hot bath.

Then you better return this.

Huh? You're heartless.

Just do it.

She was such a nice girl.

[throwing Lupin out of the boat] Go back there by yourself, then.

Well, Inspector, would it make you happy if I were Lupin?

Huh? [He bursts into derisive laughter]

What if I'd switched places with the real Fukuroko when you left the room earlier? [Zenigata stops laughing] And what if all the cops here... [He reveals his own voice]

... Happened to be my men? [Zenigata sees the cops dropping their masks and grinning. He charges forward]

Lupin! [Lupin blows thick smoke from the cigar] Damn it, Lupin!

Hey, Jigen, will you quit this already? Forget about that loon. [Jigen walks off to the side] Hmph. Fine. I'll just take Goemon with me for this next job. Hey, Goemon! Goemon! [To Lupin's chagrin, Goemon appears from the pile of books, likewise perusing the volumes]

What?

Well now, Goemon.

I'm certain I've heard of Kyousuke Mamou as well.

You gotta be kidding me. Mamou, Mamou, Lupin the 13th, the year two-thousand something... This ain't a sci-fi manga.

Allow me to explain, Lupin. I have conquered the fourth dimension. Behold. With this time machine, I can traverse the temporal plane, past or future. And I saw it. [A frown forms on the slumbering thief's face] I saw my descendants kill your descendants. It all occurs about nine hundred years from now. [Lupin moans softly] Still don't believe me? Then I'll tell you my date of birth. It's November 18th, 1932.

November 18th, 1932... Yeesh! What a lousy dream. [He goes to the window and stares contemplatively out of it. Jigen and Goemon enter the room]

Hey, Lupin, we found it. Listen up. Kyousuke Mamou, a scientist. Sci-fi author and recipient of the Hugo award. His passion lies in the fourth dimension, especially the study of time and space, but he went mad in 1966.

While institutionalised in the city's psychiatric hospital, he declared the world was in crisis, and built a time machine, his version of Noah's Ark. He is currently traveling in time.

What's his date of birth?

Date of birth? Yes, it's here. November 18th, 1932.

[smirking] Quite interesting, Mr. Kyousuke Mamou.

[to Fujiko] Lupin's in a bit of a serious mood right now. He's up against a man who travels the fourth dimension, one Kyousuke Mamo. We're afraid of him, too. [Lupin flies into a rage and hurls a machete past them]

BULLCRAP! Did I ever say I was afraid? Hell no! You think I'd take that lunatic's threat seriously? [He grabs Fujiko] Come with me, Fujiko dear. [He races off down the road with her in his Mercedes to take her on a date and forget about the lunatic]