Fujiko quotes from Lupin III

What a square.

Grow up, will you? [Lupin giggles. As Fujiko gets into the barrel, she sees Goemon watching her] You, too?

[doing a bad Peter Lorre impression] Gentlemen, dinner is served.

Old Pops is going to be really disappointed, but at least he didn't go empty-handed, you know?

Quit staring down my slip and pull me up!

[running a finger around Zenigata's face] I've been having the naughtiest dreams about you, you know that? And you know what I'm doing to you in those dreams? [She rips the plaster off of Zenigata's nose] This!

You ever heard of anything so ridiculous in your life? [She sees Lupin staring deliriously ahead and gibbering with Kaguya's bottle resting on his tongue and hearts in his eyes] Ugh. Ask a stupid question.

Now it's a dragon's liver. What is she, some kind of refugee from a friggin' fairy tale? Well, she'll regret not inviting me to the ball.

I never thought of you as the golddigger type, but it suits you somehow.

Thanks.

I'm still in mourning, you know. And I've got assets to go through.

[finding that Lupin had secretly removed her underwear] Stupid adolescent...

You were decieved by some butterflies?

I need Jigen to... [She sees Jigen wearing a Tyrolean hat and giggles] Jigen, what happened to your hat?

Well, hello, Fujiko. How are you?

[clothes torn and tickling hands all over her] I'm not exactly tickled pink, Lupin.