Goemon quotes from Lupin III

For Buddha's sake, Lupin, have some dignity.

[after saving Lupin and Jigen from being taken out by an assassin] It's a good thing that one of us wasn't sleeping on the job.

[as Zenigata] Hey! What the hell is everybody doing dressed up like me?

[knocking out the henchmen] They'll be fine... ish.

Shut up and have some dignity, for god's sake. [Fujiko blows a raspberry at him] Real mature.

Huh? There's a light on. This guy's brazen.

Who knew ancestor worship could make for such strange bedfellows?

[exiting a dragon's mouth, carrying its liver] Wait a minute. Did I leave my wallet in there?... Crap.

[seeing the frozen Lupin] That can't be comfortable.

I, Goemon Ishikawa, say to you: Ha ha!

How come grifters never think they'll get grifted?

It's just a kids' newspaper.

An unidentified corpse. And floating down the Hudson river. Poor fellow. I wish you a speedy journey. [As he starts to leave, the skeleton grabs his hakama] What are you doing? Stop haunting me or I'll slash you! [The skeleton winks flirtatiously. Goemon yells. He watches as the skeleton vanishes in a puff of smoke] A host? An illusion? [He looks at the bamboo flowerpot he had laid on the ground with trepidation]

[seeing a Daruma doll seemingly moving on its own] What power!

Mr. Robot, please tell me how to cast my chi. [The robot flees in the other direction] Mr. Robot! Please! [Goemon blocks its path] Please... I beg you! Please teach me!