4th most-quoted character in Lost Girl: in 17 of its 144 quotesKenzi (14), Bo (4), Dyson (4)
Scenes with Hale 17
Hale Saturday night I’m out with Katia, the girl I was telling you about?
Hale This girl is all Fae. Okay? So after dinner, we’re back at her place, having a drink, listening to some music, one thing kind of leads to another...
Amazing how that happens, huh?
Hale Yeah, so we’re kissing right? She’s running her hands through my hair, unbuttoning my shirt, stroking my man chest.
Hale’ Only suddenly, there are a few too many hands. Yeah. I open my eyes… two of her, man. Yeah.
Hale Yes, both of them drop-dead gorgeous, both of them wanting it bad.
Just the way you are qualified to deliver, my friend.
Hale Dude… I have sung my way into a lot of women’s pants over the years but I promise you, this was the most profound night of my life, man.
Hale That's your third energy drink, and you still look like shit.
Hale, she is relentless. This is the first break I've had all week.
Hale I'm gonna do you a favor and give Bo my digits, and I'll cover your shift. Huh?
I can manage, brother. Thanks, though.
Hale Clearly. So listen, what's it like with a succubus? Tell me.
Hale The nymph?
Hale Hourly. Yes!
Well, I lost her number, and I don't even care.
Hale Damn!
Hale Hi, nana, nice babushka. You runnin' some new gypsy con?
I'm an innocent entrepeneur...(Hale laughs sceptically) ...who will cut you in at 5%.
Hale As you were. (They high-five)
[about Bo and Dyson ] I can never tell with those two if they're on or off.
Hale I put money on them fighting again in two weeks and back to square one. [they look at each other can take out their cells ]
I pick the 14th for them hittin' the skids. Closest one to the date wins 20 bucks.
Hale In the event of a tie... we go down to the hour and the minute. [they shake ]
Whoa, man. Where are you going? What's with the body armor?
Hale All hell is breaking loose. I gotta lead this evac, get these important people underground.
Well, you are reasonably important yourself, so don't get too heroic on me, okay?
Hale Nah. I'll play it just like you, all right? General cowardice with moments of crazy bravery.
Hale Didn't we tell you to stay in the car?
Cars are the basements of horror movie cliches.
Dude, what's been up with you lately? That time of the wolf-month?
Missed you, too, Kenzi. [Kenzi leaves ]
Hale She's got a point. You seem a little off your game since you came back. Something I should know?
Hale Come on man it's lame you leaving me out like this!
Okay- You know the old story of King Leopold? The tribute he made as a sacrifice to the Norns?
Hale Yeah.
Well, I asked a Norn for help when Bo went to face her mother.
Hale So? [Dyson gives him a look ] Aw... man... Alright, bold move. But, you just run off after? What's up with that?
I was in shock, okay? Denial- Whatever you want. Wolves like to heal in private.
GA Girl at gala
Wearing the blue-- Baronet William Haley Francois Santiago: Clan Zamora.
Hale One more word, just one more, and I’ll sing you to sleep and leave you in a corner.
You know, I understand you hate me right now, but you put a curse on me?! What are you?! Fourteen?!
Again, it wasn't me! It was Baba Yaga via Kenzi!
Who does whatever she thinks you want her to do!
KH Kenzi and Hale
Hey! Not fair, man!
Hale [watching Kenzi pour syrup on her pancakes ] You want some pancakes with your syrup?
One more word. One more word and I'm having Siren with my syrup.
Hale You're getting nasty in your old age.
She fell into the bottom of two bottles of wine last night.
Hale Here- Check this out. [takes Kenzi's hands and whistles ]
Oh... my- [takes off her sunglasses ] Oh my God, my headache is gone. How did you do that?
Hale I got skills.
Hale Nah, you drink too much.
Why do I have to touch it!?! Eww, eww, eww...(she opens up Hale's shirt and stares in awe as he's amazingly hot/gorgeous)
Hale Can I help you?!
Huh? Oh,ummm, nothing, I'm just, uhh, sizing you up to see if I have anything that would fit you.
Hale Uh-huh.
Kenzi (with Tori lying on the floor) : I killed the Glaive's daughter - I KILLED - the Glaive's daughter!
Hale Dyson trusted me, he depended on me - this poor girl -
Who doesn't drink coffee? I mean, it's just - it's just coffee! You have it with breakfast, or when you're sitting in a cafe pretending to write a novel - it's not a drink! It's a hug!
Hale She was in my care -
I'm gonna be Fae food - oh my God, they're gonna lock me up with a crazy beast and watch as he eats me for breakfast! Maybe with a coffee! (She slaps Hale)
Hale What'd you hit me for?!
Why didn't you tell me she couldn't drink coffee?!
W Woods
So, you’re friends?
Hale Kind of-
Hale Mmm, it’s complicated. I’m an all-powerful siren, you’re a lightweight.
I’m wicked, you’re a wang.
Hale I’m playing it cool. I don’t want the bounty hunter to know about us.
Hale About us anything. [later ] Fine! Fine, we’re friends! Ok? Friends, BFF’s! Pinky swears, borrow each other’s bras--[Desperately]Can we go now?
Hale The parties are insane, ladies. One word: hot-tubs.
That's two words, dinkus.
Hale Okay, okay, okay- Hot tubs filled with Cristal.
Ooh, those are five really good words.
Hale The Amazons won't listen to me.
Because of your stupid penis?
Hale I prefer 'untested leadership'.
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