A character in Lost Girl
Played by Zoie Palmer
Lost Girl · 144 quotes
6th most-quoted character in Lost Girl: in 7 of its 144 quotes
Most scenes with: Kenzi (3), Bo (2), Dyson (2)
LaurenMmmm...why are carbs so damn tasty? Actually, I know why. It's an interesting fact: they increase the body's insulin, which clears competing amino acids and a path of serotonin to the brain -
Bo (mildly, amused): Lauren.
Lauren (wryly): Right. Less geeking, more eating. (Bo smiles fondly)
What the hell were those freaks that I just met?
LaurenThey're Fae. An evolutionary branch that predates on humans.
So am I Fae?
LaurenYes. Well... that's your genus, not your species.
And for those of us who flunked biology?
LaurenI meant... Fae is a general classification. There are many different types.
So what type are you?
LaurenThe insatiably curious human doctor type. I'm in it for the science.
Oh, kinky. Now for the million-dollar question. What kind of Fae am I?
'He who lies in the mud rises dirty'.
LaurenLess Gaelic wisdom, more looking for makeshift surgical tools.
Bo (tearfully): Were you sent here?
LaurenLet me explain -
WERE YOU SENT HERE?!
LaurenYeah. Look, it's not what you think! Just -
Bo (savagely, pulling on her jacket): You have no idea what I think, and less about what I feel, or you could not have done this to me!
Lauren (despairingly): I - I'm sorry! Goddamn it, Bo, I'm trying to protect you! I haven't done anything wrong!
You were in my bed...because he told you to be. Everything...about that...is wrong!
Is this gonna take long?
LaurenPardon?
The bed antics. It just keeps going, like a Grateful Dead jam...
LaurenWhat is it Dyson? A flesh-eater?
Sharknado?!
Worse. Mermaids.
Oh my God mermaids! I love mermaids! But like love them.
They are the psychopaths of the sea Kenz. "The seas have eyes" is their cultural motto.
Kenzi: I have lied awake at night my entire life thinking of the marvelous merday when I would meet a fin-flapping, seashell-bra wearing Daryl Hannah. Oh my God!
LaurenThey are a rare and fascinating species.
Yeah. They comb their hair with forks!
Yeah. Right after they stab you in the face with them. Just before they blow up your ship that's on route to the new world.
Yeah, but then they sing to us with crabs.
No they don't Kenzi.
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