Kenzi quotes from Lost Girl

Kenzi

Screw it, I gotta know. Some things are too stupid to say out loud, so...(she writes 'I am an alien' and 'I am a demon', with tickboxes, on a paper towel. Bo chuckles)

Kenzi

Learn to enjoy your shit already, you can frickin' control people by touch, and not in a creepy hand job way. That is awesome!

Kenzi

Easy! God! Not everyone here is a nookie-powered Amazon!

Kenzi

Why do you look like you're not at all sharing this monster hangover?

Kenzi

I hate you.

Kenzi

Dude, I can’t believe I backed you with Bo. You made me look like a total tool. And the worst part is, you treated her like shit, but somehow, you’re forgiven. That is why I’m no longer on team Dyson.

Kenzi

I'm always putting my foot in my mouth, but at least I know it's MY foot!

Kenzi

[in Trick's cellar] Did I just wake up in Narnia? Or is that the fever talking?

Kenzi

So, did you pick a lovah, or did Dr. Freeze and Canine Crotch fight to death?

Kenzi

"A natural source of minerals and vitamins". So no Vicodin.

Kenzi

Smells like fried bitch!

Kenzi

[undercover speed-dating] Oh, my favorite literary quote about regret. Wow [chuckles] Fun. Um, well, I think it was the great poet, uh, Ludacris who said, "Regret is for suckaz, for suckaz, for suckaz, regret is for suckaz...bitch."

Kenzi

When I found out about the Fae I knew that had to mean that Sasquatch and the Lochness Monster and Little Miss Piggy all existed but Baba Yaga can't, okay? She can't!

Kenzi

It is a riddle cloaked in a mystery wrapped in layers of hot, hot manliness.

Kenzi

Wait, there's a Fae black market? Somebody had GOT to get me a Cherry Coke! [Cayden looks at her] What? They're like really hard to find.

[pours a shot of vodka] Come to mama! [takes the shot] Whoo- Five shots and I am feeling fine! Woo! Lordy, lordy, this body can drink! [Dyson in her body walks by] Hi, me!