Flaming tequila, crumbly old book? Not a good combo, drunky.
[chuckles] I am not drunk, I'm coping. And Trick is gonna kill you for swiping that.
Oh no, what is he gonna do? Revoke my Fae library privileges?
[looking through Trick's book] Here's one: the Festering Hex. We cast this on Dyson we can make it fall off.
[raises her shot glass] To his wang! May it rest in peace.
Yeah, we hit him with the old Bob Barker special then hit his waitress with- A bad case of "Toadstool-itis."
[laughs] That can't be a real thing.
It is, and it might be tricky. How much Eye of Newt would you say we're packing?
No! Besides, it's not the waitress' fault! I mean, Hale is right. Dyson can be mighty convincing.
Yeah, but with the right spell, he can be completely neutered.
Yeah! [they clink shot glasses] Right there!
Know what we should do?
What?
We should invoke Baba Yaga.
Baba-what-now?
[whispers] Baba Yaga. Every young Russian devotchka is taught to fear the old witch who lives deep in the lost woods, in a cottage made of bones.
Sounds kind of drafty.
The bones of young girls who don't do what they're told.
Oh my- You are scared of this Baba Gaga.
Baba YAGA, and yeah, she's horrible! Horrible- But, you know, occasionally she'll help chicks get revenge on a dude who's wronged them! [points at herself and Bo] Uhh?
Okay, I'm listening-
Okay, you get a mirror, you say her name three times, you tell her the name of the dude you want cursed-
Bye bye wolf junk?
Perhaps we're concentrating too much on Dyson's genital region.
No, no- We can't curse Dyson! I mean, he sacrificed his love for me to save my life. i mean, deep down, we know he's all noble.
What did we get up to last night?
Kenzi (badly hungover): This is what happens when you buy (air quotes) 'wine' from the bargain bin.
When I found out about the Fae I knew that had to mean that Sasquatch and the Lochness Monster and Little Miss Piggy all existed but Baba Yaga can't, okay? She can't!
You know, I understand you hate me right now, but you put a curse on me?! What are you?! Fourteen?!
Again, it wasn't me! It was Baba Yaga via Kenzi!
Who does whatever she thinks you want her to do!
KHKenzi and Hale
Hey! Not fair, man!
Dyson, this THING took Kenzi! Stupid, stubborn, HUMAN Kenzi! And if you don't help me get her back, I'm gonna make this curse look like a teddy bear's picnic!
Of course I'm gonna help. I'm still me.
Yeah? Sometimes I wonder.
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