God...the last thing I remember is -
Saskia riding you like a theme park attraction while draining your chi to death?
Bo isn't returning my calls.
Oh, gee. Wonder why, genius.
You have to make her listen to me!
You know what, man? I don't even want to listen to you, okay? Liar, liar, wolf-pants on fire! Damn it, man, we trusted you! I trusted you.
And you weren't wrong to.
Bull and shit, buddy. You've been spying on her this whole time.
Kenzi, you know I only want what's best for her.
Well, not anymore I don't, okay? Why would the - why the hell would I ever trust you around Bo again, huh?
Because I love her.
So what do I call you, anyway, huh? Saskia? (pointedly) Aife?
"Mom" has a nice ring to it.
I have a mom. Her name is Mary. She knits wicked afghans, helped me with all of my homework, and never once abandoned me to figure out my true nature all by myself.
I could knit, you don't know!
Whoa, man. Where are you going? What's with the body armor?
All hell is breaking loose. I gotta lead this evac, get these important people underground.
Well, you are reasonably important yourself, so don't get too heroic on me, okay?
Nah. I'll play it just like you, all right? General cowardice with moments of crazy bravery.
Kenzi (finding the Koushang): Ooh, jack and pot, bitches. Hey, this Koushang thingamaFae looks a lot like this, right?
That's it.
How do we know it works?
Up for a test run? Lock lips and see if I can drain your chi?
Dude, seriously? Did you make this whole thing up just to make out with me?!
Bo (laughing): Yeah, you caught me. Now hold still, lovah...(as they kiss, there's a metallic clinking sound. Bo tries and fails to draw Kenzi's chi and backs away, coughing)
Ooh, you just got succu-busted! Not so tough now, little succubus, huh?
Bo (taking the Koushang): Kenzi, I love you...(at this point Kenzi discovers she's now handcuffed to the display rack)...which is why I can't let you risk yourself for me.
I came to officially ask you to stop your attacks. If you come with me, I will plead with the Light Fae to go easy on you.
Aife (snorting and bursting into laughter): Oh, you're adorable! (Bo, finally seeing Aife's beyond reason, draws her machete) Ooh, and armed! That's my girl!
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