Dyson quotes from Lost Girl

Dyson

[About Bo] She has the most beautiful heart, and it breaks ever time someone she loves is hurting. She's brave, stubborn, passionate, true. She loves with all her being and I can't do any of this without her.

Dyson

They're gonna underestimate you; use that to your advantage.

Bo

And you're back to being an asshole. Nice.

Hale

Saturday night I’m out with Katia, the girl I was telling you about?

Dyson

Remind me. Human or Fae?

Hale

This girl is all Fae. Okay? So after dinner, we’re back at her place, having a drink, listening to some music, one thing kind of leads to another...

Dyson

Amazing how that happens, huh?

Hale

Yeah, so we’re kissing right? She’s running her hands through my hair, unbuttoning my shirt, stroking my man chest.

Dyson

Stop it.

Hale’

Only suddenly, there are a few too many hands. Yeah. I open my eyes… two of her, man. Yeah.

Dyson

A gemini?

Hale

Yes, both of them drop-dead gorgeous, both of them wanting it bad.

Dyson

Just the way you are qualified to deliver, my friend.

Hale

Dude… I have sung my way into a lot of women’s pants over the years but I promise you, this was the most profound night of my life, man.

Dyson

[Bo wakes up to see if Dyson is alive] It’s rude to stare, you know.

Bo

I’m sorry. This is just so incredibly weird for me. You have no idea.

Dyson

Why weird?

Bo

Because, you’re the first person I’ve ever woken up next to that… Isn’t dead.

Dyson

Well, if it’s any consolation, I can now officially say, they died with a smile on their face.

Bo

I hope the neighbours don't call the cops.

Dyson

I am the cops.

Bo

Oh, well, thank you for responding to my emergency, officer.

Hale

That's your third energy drink, and you still look like shit.

Dyson

Hale, she is relentless. This is the first break I've had all week.

Hale

I'm gonna do you a favor and give Bo my digits, and I'll cover your shift. Huh?

Dyson

I can manage, brother. Thanks, though.

Hale

Clearly. So listen, what's it like with a succubus? Tell me.

Dyson

You remember Daphne?

Hale

The nymph?

Dyson

Uh-huh.

Hale

Hourly. Yes!

Dyson

Well, I lost her number, and I don't even care.

Hale

Damn!

Dyson

What is this, a blind date gone bad, huh?

Kenzi

Yeah, that's right. Mock the human, 'cause that's not getting old. None of you take me seriously, okay, except Bo, and I want to keep it that way.

Dyson

Then I won't mention this little debacle.

Kenzi

All right. Then I won't tell her how much it hurts you every time you two are together. Yeah, I noticed. But we both know it's worth it.

Dyson

What, are you back on team Dyson?

Kenzi

You wish.

Dyson

Come on, we're gettin' T-shirts!

Kenzi

I'm frickin' freezing, dude. Can you, like, wolf out and lie on my feet?

Dyson

Maybe later.

Bo

So I have to be owned to be free?

Dyson

No, just to stay breathing.

Bo

Well, I don't accept that. Maybe you just never tried hard enough for something more.

Dyson

I've tried. (pause) You can stay with me tonight. You need more healing than Lauren's little needles can give you.

Bo

I needed your help tonight - not your pity.

Bo

This is really cool: "During the First World War, French and German Fae soldiers put down their weapons and secretly celebrated La Shoshain together."

Dyson

Heartwarming, isn't it?

Kenzi

Off till my late shift. Oh, God. Public transit sucks tail.

Dyson

[in an accent] Senorita... the servants' entrance is in the rear.

Kenzi

Yeah, bite my rear, dog breath, okay? [Dyson chuckles] I just had to stand on the subway for 45 minutes while a woman clipped her nails in my face and a guy was poking what I can only hope to be a baguette into my back, okay?

Dyson

I don't want to share you, Bo.

Bo

What?

Dyson

I don't want anyone else's hands on your body. I don't want anyone's mouth on yours. And I know this is the last thing you want to hear right now.

Bo

Why wouldn't I want to hear that?

Dyson

Because you're a succubus, Bo. It's not in your nature to be monogamous.

Bo

I am fighting my nature for you, and I am more than just my species, and I don't see you out there running around howling at the moon and chasing rabbit all day.

Dyson

That's a good point.

Bo

I know.

Dyson

Look, I've been through more relationships than you, and I know that lying about who you are and trying to change the person that you care about never ends well. I can be intense, I can be territorial, and God knows I can be muleheaded. But I'm also yours... if you'll have me.

Bo

Dyson, you are an idiot. You've been mine for a very long time.

Dyson

Well, you better be careful, 'cause wolves mate for life.

Dyson

God...the last thing I remember is -

Bo

Saskia riding you like a theme park attraction while draining your chi to death?

Dyson

Bo isn't returning my calls.

Kenzi

Oh, gee. Wonder why, genius.

Dyson

You have to make her listen to me!

Kenzi

You know what, man? I don't even want to listen to you, okay? Liar, liar, wolf-pants on fire! Damn it, man, we trusted you! I trusted you.

Dyson

And you weren't wrong to.

Kenzi

Bull and shit, buddy. You've been spying on her this whole time.

Dyson

Kenzi, you know I only want what's best for her.

Kenzi

Well, not anymore I don't, okay? Why would the - why the hell would I ever trust you around Bo again, huh?

Dyson

Because I love her.

Kenzi

Dude, what's been up with you lately? That time of the wolf-month?

Dyson

Missed you, too, Kenzi. [Kenzi leaves]

Hale

She's got a point. You seem a little off your game since you came back. Something I should know?

Dyson

Not really.

Hale

Come on man it's lame you leaving me out like this!

Dyson

Okay- You know the old story of King Leopold? The tribute he made as a sacrifice to the Norns?

Hale

Yeah.

Dyson

Well, I asked a Norn for help when Bo went to face her mother.

Hale

So? [Dyson gives him a look] Aw... man... Alright, bold move. But, you just run off after? What's up with that?

Dyson

I was in shock, okay? Denial- Whatever you want. Wolves like to heal in private.