Vex quotes from Lost Girl

Bo

You cut out Siegfried's heart, and you made a woman drown her own children!

Vex

Well, I never said I was perfect, did I?

Vex

Well, what's so important about finding Trick anyway? Yes, he lets you drink for free, but it's hardly worth you putting your lives, and more importantly my life on the line. [drinks from a bottle behind the bar]

Bo

Trick is the Architect of the Peace.

Vex

[he spits out the drink and laughs] You're trying to tell me that imp is the Blood King?! [Bo and Dyson look at him and he seriously places the bottle back] I never touched this.

Kenzi

Can we just forget about your Fae-self for like a nanosecond, and talk about something that's really important?

Vex

Doubtful.

Kenzi

[whispers] Mascara.

Vex

[sits up] You have my attention.

Kenzi

Dude, your lashes are freakin' amazing!

Vex

Yeah... it's all in the brush technique. Wait- [grabs a bag] I picked up a few tips from Da Vinci.

Kenzi

As in The Code?

Vex

[chuckles] Oh, yeah, now there was a queen for ya. He was all over David's ass like curry on chips.

Kenzi

Can you help me with my clumping?

Vex

Oh, please...

Bo

O.M.G. You guys are so cute together. I wish I had a makeup buddy. I thought she could be my friend, and she doesn't even like me.

Kenzi

Who?

Bo

Tamsin! She is so mean girl, right? I mean, buy an actual personality already.

Vex

Did you happen to rifle through my duffel bag, and scarf down a couple of yellow pills with tigers on 'em?

Bo

I'm gonna talk to Dyson. And Bee-Tee-Dubs- It is tres private. [leaves]

Kenzi

Private? [in sing-song] Lauren's pelt is gonna be steamed!

Vex

What's it with you and the doc? I mean, besides her terrible bedside manner and the fact that she's a damn sight cleverer than you.

Kenzi

Not to mention sneaky! She spy-banged Bo.

Vex

Dyson's drop-kicked Bo's heart times over, and you still howl when he comes 'round.

Kenzi

I-! No! Listen, are you gonna teach me the double pump smudge-proof technique or not?

Vex

[sighs] I'm so proud of you.