Hale, Dyson and others in “Where There's a Will, There's a Fae”

Saturday night I’m out with Katia, the girl I was telling you about?

Remind me. Human or Fae?

This girl is all Fae. Okay? So after dinner, we’re back at her place, having a drink, listening to some music, one thing kind of leads to another...

Amazing how that happens, huh?

Yeah, so we’re kissing right? She’s running her hands through my hair, unbuttoning my shirt, stroking my man chest.

Stop it.

Only suddenly, there are a few too many hands. Yeah. I open my eyes… two of her, man. Yeah.

A gemini?

Yes, both of them drop-dead gorgeous, both of them wanting it bad.

Just the way you are qualified to deliver, my friend.

Dude… I have sung my way into a lot of women’s pants over the years but I promise you, this was the most profound night of my life, man.