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Lost Girl · Season 1, Episode 12

“(Dis)members Only” quotes from Lost Girl

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“(Dis)members Only” · Season 1, Episode 12

In this episode: Kenzi (2), Bo (2), Dyson (2), Hale (1)

Aw, hang on one second, you've been so busy at work that we've barely seen each other, and now you're gonna spend the weekend alone in the woods? We could go away together. (She realises what she sounds like) Oh my God, is that too relationshippy?

Dyson (amused): Just enough.

[about Bo and Dyson] I can never tell with those two if they're on or off.

I put money on them fighting again in two weeks and back to square one. [they look at each other can take out their cells]

I pick the 14th for them hittin' the skids. Closest one to the date wins 20 bucks.

In the event of a tie... we go down to the hour and the minute. [they shake]

Off till my late shift. Oh, God. Public transit sucks tail.

[in an accent] Senorita... the servants' entrance is in the rear.

Yeah, bite my rear, dog breath, okay? [Dyson chuckles] I just had to stand on the subway for 45 minutes while a woman clipped her nails in my face and a guy was poking what I can only hope to be a baguette into my back, okay?

I don't want to share you, Bo.

What?

I don't want anyone else's hands on your body. I don't want anyone's mouth on yours. And I know this is the last thing you want to hear right now.

Why wouldn't I want to hear that?

Because you're a succubus, Bo. It's not in your nature to be monogamous.

I am fighting my nature for you, and I am more than just my species, and I don't see you out there running around howling at the moon and chasing rabbit all day.

That's a good point.

I know.

Look, I've been through more relationships than you, and I know that lying about who you are and trying to change the person that you care about never ends well. I can be intense, I can be territorial, and God knows I can be muleheaded. But I'm also yours... if you'll have me.

Dyson, you are an idiot. You've been mine for a very long time.

Well, you better be careful, 'cause wolves mate for life.

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