Dyson quotes from Lost Girl

Bo

Before you left I asked you not to interfere in my fight with Aife. But that night, I swear I could feel you with me. And it made all the difference. Thank you.

Dyson

I asked a Norn to give you my strength against your mother. But, you should know: It came with a price.

Bo

Well, tell me. Whatever it is- We can handle it.

Dyson

Norns take in payment what you value most. I didn't know what it was at the time. I offered her my wolf-

Bo

Dyson!

Dyson

That's not what she took.

Bo

Well- What did she take?

Dyson

Us.

Bo

You're not even making any sense. How can someone take "us"?

Dyson

By making it impossible for me to feel anything for you. Ever.

Bo

Well, that's ridiculous. And- Anyway, at the rave, tonight, that kiss, it was-

Dyson

Our last! I'm sorry, Bo. That's not how I wanted it, but I had to know. Now I do. I'm sorry.

Dyson

You know, I understand you hate me right now, but you put a curse on me?! What are you?! Fourteen?!

Bo

Again, it wasn't me! It was Baba Yaga via Kenzi!

Dyson

Who does whatever she thinks you want her to do!

Hey! Not fair, man!

Bo

Dyson, this THING took Kenzi! Stupid, stubborn, HUMAN Kenzi! And if you don't help me get her back, I'm gonna make this curse look like a teddy bear's picnic!

Dyson

Of course I'm gonna help. I'm still me.

Bo

Yeah? Sometimes I wonder.

Dyson

[Bo and Kenzi walk behind him] What?!

Kenzi

Goosebump alert! How did you know we were gonna ask you something?

Bo

Yeah, we didn't say a word.

Dyson

Yeah, you two never shut up. So either you're scheming or it's my lucky day. Thing is, I'm not that lucky.

Dyson

What am I? A German Shepherd?

Kenzi

Oh my God-Guys, this just in! You're a policeman who's also his own police dog! [Bo laughs] How did I not see this before?!

[seeing Dyson leave] Oh, whoa, whoa- Dude! Booby trap!

It won't leave a scratch. Promise.

[grabs her jacket] It's chilly out there. [gives it to Dyson] I'm allergic to peanuts. And my hair does this crazy thing when I get out in the rain-

Kenzi, I'll take care of your body. [walks away] Every powerless human inch of you.

Dyson

You are weak, pathetic and you need glasses.

Kenzi

[laughs] Oh, wow. That’s kinda mean.

Dyson

It’s a miracle you survived this long, Kenz. You just might be the strongest person I have ever met. [they hug]

Kenzi

You know, I learned a few things about you, too. Being inside you felt very empty. [puts her hand on his chest] You’re missing something huge in here, aren’t you? [Dyson puts his finger to her mouth]

Dyson

You said you were taking my love of Bo. You overreached, you took my love of Ciara as well.

I took exactly what I said, no more, no less.

Dyson

Speak plainly, crone.

You know well that when a wolf mates, he mates for life. When you gave your love to this woman, this Bo, you gave her all of it. Which you then sacrificed to me. You have no love left to give.

Dyson

I learned today that there’s something broken inside of me. Something that can’t be fixed.

What happened?

Dyson

I went to see a Norn.

I know about the Norn. I heard the rumors and I don’t blame you for Stephan’s death. I’m glad you didn’t deal with the Norn, no one ever should-

Dyson

I did deal with her! Just not then. It was recently. To save Bo’s life.

What did she take?

Dyson

I offered her my wolf. But she took my love instead.

No… No-

Dyson

I did what I had to do, I’m sorry.

Bo

Whatever you need me to do.

Dyson

Go undercover? In high school.

Bo

Oh, no, except that. Oh, no, no, see I didn't do great with sixteen year old girls when I was sixteen.

Dyson

You think I'm gonna do any better?

Bo

Oh! Sad wolfy eyes? Huh? Chris Martin hair?

Dyson

Other girls could be in trouble.

Bo

Okay, fine, I'm in.

Dyson

Good, how are you at English lit?

Bo

Needs improvement.

Dyson

Well, that's what you're going to be teaching.

Bo

No, I cannot do Jane Austen again.

Dyson

That's what I said when I left England.

Bo

What happened?

Kenzi

The chic clique didn't appreciate my accessorization skills. Especially when I tried to pierce Heather number one's nose with a pen.

Bo

You're supposed to be fitting in.

Dyson

Hey- Did you guys get anything yet?

Bo

A lecture from the vice principal and twenty seven invitations to the dance. One delivered by soliloquy.

Kenzi

Oh, nice-

Bo

You?

Dyson

A fist bump. Kenz, you?

Kenzi

Well, I was attacked by rabid muffies, man-handled by coach bitchy butch and I got detention.

Bo

We are not getting very far, are we.

Kenzi

Teen angst- Our greatest foe.

Bo

You said it, sister.

Dyson

[affected by the bug] Hey, Tammers. T-sin. Officer Slamsin!

Tamsin

[playing pool] Okay...

Dyson

Are you playin' with yourself?

Tamsin

Did somebody spike your brewski?

Dyson

Dude- This one time? That totally happened. I got to be Kenzi. Nailed it.

Bo

[both inside the Temple] I appreciate the help but stop cop-blocking me!

Dyson

I guess a thousand years of chivalry is hard to shake.

Bo

Did it ever occur to you that I don't need taking care of?

Dyson

I know. I just wanted to be here.

Bo

Why?

Dyson

Because I love you.

Bo

Was that so hard to say?

Dyson

You're with Lauren now. I can't say I like it, but I respect it. [Bo hits him in the arm] God, I'm not gonna be much help if I'm crippled!

Bo

You're not going to be much help to me either if you're pining away for me, you moron! Wait- Is this some sort of suicide mission? Some kind of male honor bullshit?!

Dyson

I'm here because I want to be.

Bo

Why?

Dyson

Because you would have done the same for me. 'Cause in the last three years, I have learned more from you than I've learned in the first fifteen-hundred from every other person I ever met. Even if I can't have you- Even if I can't be with the woman that I love with every ounce of my being- Look, I'm just a wolf, standing in front of a succubus asking her- [Bo hits him again]

Bo

A-HOLE!!!

Dyson

Ugh- I deserve that-

Bo

You are the most frustrating, stubborn, ass-face that I have ever met!

Dyson

I don't like me much either, trust me-

Bo

Stop- Stop being so charming- This isn't the time! Okay, I will kill you! So, what happens now?

Dyson

Nothing. But ask me again in a hundred years. When things are different- [he kisses her]

Anyone else think that these deaths might be some sort of freaky animal attack?

Like a wolf?

Dyson

[standing in the doorway] A wolf wouldn't leave the body intact.

Kenzi

Yeah, not to mention, they're really lame.

Dyson

Oh, really?

Kenzi

Yeah, and surprisingly girly.

Dyson

I think you protest too much. I think you love wolves.

Kenzi

Wolves WISH I loved them.

Bo

[toasting] To a new Fae under the right man.

Dyson

To that dress under the right man.

Bo

[laughs] Ohhh... Drink your whiskey, wolf.