“The Ceremony” quotes from Lost Girl

Bo

[after chasing a man] Hey- How you feeling?

Kenzi

[panting] Like Wile E. Coyote... You?

Bo

Yeah, he's fast... But Stella says I need him. Well, his sweat.

Kenzi

Right, right- At least we're not risking a heart attack for something gross.

Bo

He secretes pheromones I need to gain entrance into the Temple. He's an Oo'Glug. Didn't Trick tell you?

Kenzi

Me and Trick only talk sweat on Tuesdays. We gangsta like that. Anyway, not that I don't enjoy this rest- but doesn't the most important ceremony of your life start in like an hour?

Bo

Yeah, you're right. Break's over. [starts running after the man again]

Kenzi

No, I-! No, I take it back! We have plenty of time! Where's the ACME company when you need 'em?!

Kenzi

Back when I got that rash from the Kitsune and she Kenzi-napped me and yadda yadda yadda... She told me that I could be Fae.

Trick

Did she now?

Kenzi

Which- Isn't really true. Is it?

Trick

What did Stella say to you? You looked upset.

Kenzi

She told me what happens to humans who are abandoned by the Fae who claimed them.

Trick

[sighs] You're not Bo's pet.

Kenzi

I'm not Fae either.

Trick

Bo's very strong. I have every hope and faith that she will emerge safely.

Kenzi

And if she doesn't?

Trick

Hale or Dyson could use someone to do chores around their house.

Kenzi

Don't play me, homie.

Trick

I suppose... If Bo weren't around anymore- I could claim you.

Kenzi

Get out.

Trick

Even though I have no right to, I've come to think of you as family, Kenzi. I hope you don't mind.

Kenzi

[smiles] Well, it's a little presumptuous but- if you must.

Trick

And for however long you want it, you have a place in my world. Our world. [Kenzi hugs him]

Bo

[both inside the Temple] I appreciate the help but stop cop-blocking me!

Dyson

I guess a thousand years of chivalry is hard to shake.

Bo

Did it ever occur to you that I don't need taking care of?

Dyson

I know. I just wanted to be here.

Bo

Why?

Dyson

Because I love you.

Bo

Was that so hard to say?

Dyson

You're with Lauren now. I can't say I like it, but I respect it. [Bo hits him in the arm] God, I'm not gonna be much help if I'm crippled!

Bo

You're not going to be much help to me either if you're pining away for me, you moron! Wait- Is this some sort of suicide mission? Some kind of male honor bullshit?!

Dyson

I'm here because I want to be.

Bo

Why?

Dyson

Because you would have done the same for me. 'Cause in the last three years, I have learned more from you than I've learned in the first fifteen-hundred from every other person I ever met. Even if I can't have you- Even if I can't be with the woman that I love with every ounce of my being- Look, I'm just a wolf, standing in front of a succubus asking her- [Bo hits him again]

Bo

A-HOLE!!!

Dyson

Ugh- I deserve that-

Bo

You are the most frustrating, stubborn, ass-face that I have ever met!

Dyson

I don't like me much either, trust me-

Bo

Stop- Stop being so charming- This isn't the time! Okay, I will kill you! So, what happens now?

Dyson

Nothing. But ask me again in a hundred years. When things are different- [he kisses her]