Lost Girl · Season 2, Episode 16
Whatever you need me to do.
Go undercover? In high school.
Oh, no, except that. Oh, no, no, see I didn't do great with sixteen year old girls when I was sixteen.
You think I'm gonna do any better?
Oh! Sad wolfy eyes? Huh? Chris Martin hair?
Other girls could be in trouble.
Okay, fine, I'm in.
Good, how are you at English lit?
Needs improvement.
Well, that's what you're going to be teaching.
No, I cannot do Jane Austen again.
That's what I said when I left England.
[both going undercover in high school] Okay, Kenzi, you sure you know what to do?
Unleash all this coolio onto the student population? [looks around] Oh, honey. They're gonna be printing my face onto t-shirts by lunch.
Is that ensemble trying to share some childhood trauma with the world? [she and her friends laugh]
Excuse me?
You heard me, bitch.
Oh, wow. We're already at bitch. Uh, well, it's very nice to meet you, Heather, Heather, and Heather.
What?
Cult film. Circa 1988.
What happened?
The chic clique didn't appreciate my accessorization skills. Especially when I tried to pierce Heather number one's nose with a pen.
You're supposed to be fitting in.
Hey- Did you guys get anything yet?
A lecture from the vice principal and twenty seven invitations to the dance. One delivered by soliloquy.
Oh, nice-
You?
A fist bump. Kenz, you?
Well, I was attacked by rabid muffies, man-handled by coach bitchy butch and I got detention.
We are not getting very far, are we.
Teen angst- Our greatest foe.
You said it, sister.
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