[looking through Trick's book] Here's one: the Festering Hex. We cast this on Dyson we can make it fall off.
Bo[raises her shot glass] To his wang! May it rest in peace.
Yeah, we hit him with the old Bob Barker special then hit his waitress with- A bad case of "Toadstool-itis."
Bo
[laughs] That can't be a real thing.
It is, and it might be tricky. How much Eye of Newt would you say we're packing?
Bo
No! Besides, it's not the waitress' fault! I mean, Hale is right. Dyson can be mighty convincing.
Yeah, but with the right spell, he can be completely neutered.
Bo
Yeah! [they clink shot glasses] Right there!
Bo
What?
We should invoke Baba Yaga.
Bo
Baba-what-now?
[whispers] Baba Yaga. Every young Russian devotchka is taught to fear the old witch who lives deep in the lost woods, in a cottage made of bones.
Bo
Sounds kind of drafty.
The bones of young girls who don't do what they're told.
Bo
Oh my- You are scared of this Baba Gaga.
Baba YAGA, and yeah, she's horrible! Horrible- But, you know, occasionally she'll help chicks get revenge on a dude who's wronged them! [points at herself and Bo] Uhh?
Bo
Okay, I'm listening-
Okay, you get a mirror, you say her name three times, you tell her the name of the dude you want cursed-
Bo
Bye bye wolf junk?
Perhaps we're concentrating too much on Dyson's genital region.
Bo
No, no- We can't curse Dyson! I mean, he sacrificed his love for me to save my life. i mean, deep down, we know he's all noble.
You know, I understand you hate me right now, but you put a curse on me?! What are you?! Fourteen?!
Bo
Again, it wasn't me! It was Baba Yaga via Kenzi!
Who does whatever she thinks you want her to do!
KHKenzi and Hale
Hey! Not fair, man!
Bo
Dyson, this THING took Kenzi! Stupid, stubborn, HUMAN Kenzi! And if you don't help me get her back, I'm gonna make this curse look like a teddy bear's picnic!
Of course I'm gonna help. I'm still me.
Bo
Yeah? Sometimes I wonder.
[Bo and Kenzi walk behind him] What?!
Goosebump alert! How did you know we were gonna ask you something?
Bo
Yeah, we didn't say a word.
Yeah, you two never shut up. So either you're scheming or it's my lucky day. Thing is, I'm not that lucky.
[watching Kenzi pour syrup on her pancakes] You want some pancakes with your syrup?
One more word. One more word and I'm having Siren with my syrup.
You're getting nasty in your old age.
Bo
She fell into the bottom of two bottles of wine last night.
Here- Check this out. [takes Kenzi's hands and whistles]
Oh... my- [takes off her sunglasses] Oh my God, my headache is gone. How did you do that?
The parties are insane, ladies. One word: hot-tubs.
That's two words, dinkus.
Okay, okay, okay- Hot tubs filled with Cristal.
Bo
Ooh, those are five really good words.
RRyan
Have you ever been with one of us? Am I your first?
Bo
First what?
RRyan
You don’t know, do you?
Bo
What?
Bo
What?!
Bo
No! No, no- I mean, I assumed because you were working with the Ash that-
RRyan
I work with a lot of people that I shouldn’t. That;s why we’re good together. I’m like you. There are no rules.
Bo
Perfect, just perfect.
RRyan
I thought you were unaligned.
Bo
Whatever you need me to do.
Go undercover? In high school.
Bo
Oh, no, except that. Oh, no, no, see I didn't do great with sixteen year old girls when I was sixteen.
You think I'm gonna do any better?
Bo
Oh! Sad wolfy eyes? Huh? Chris Martin hair?
Other girls could be in trouble.
Bo
Okay, fine, I'm in.
Good, how are you at English lit?
Bo
Needs improvement.
Well, that's what you're going to be teaching.
Bo
No, I cannot do Jane Austen again.
That's what I said when I left England.
Bo
What happened?
The chic clique didn't appreciate my accessorization skills. Especially when I tried to pierce Heather number one's nose with a pen.
Bo
You're supposed to be fitting in.
Hey- Did you guys get anything yet?
Bo
A lecture from the vice principal and twenty seven invitations to the dance. One delivered by soliloquy.
Bo
You?
Well, I was attacked by rabid muffies, man-handled by coach bitchy butch and I got detention.
Bo
We are not getting very far, are we.
Teen angst- Our greatest foe.
Bo
You said it, sister.
Bo
[about the Glaive] How do I know she's dangerous enough to neutralize?
I have been thinking about it and I've come up with a fool-proof plan, ok? I'm gonna do surveillance on the Glaive for a few days, check out her habits, her route to work, and then for a measly hundred bucks, my cousin Dima and his capos are gonna-
Bo
Dima has capos?
He believes Don Corleone is his real father.
Bo
[laughs] He does know that Don Corleone is a fictional character, right?
I've never had the heart to tell him.
Bo
Don't you ever do that to me again.
I actually had to hide under one of the Ash's dead guards. And wait for the creepos to be insane somewhere else. And I have three letter for those guys, D-O-D'RANT!
Bo
I've really got to do this, don't I? This is on me, isn't it?
Yes, it is. But we have all got your back, Bo. From a very, very safe distance. [they both smile] Sorry, I couldn't resist.
Bo
You are not a liability, Kenz. You are just the thing I need.
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