Kenzi and Bo in “Mirror, Mirror”

[looking through Trick's book] Here's one: the Festering Hex. We cast this on Dyson we can make it fall off.

[raises her shot glass] To his wang! May it rest in peace.

Yeah, we hit him with the old Bob Barker special then hit his waitress with- A bad case of "Toadstool-itis."

[laughs] That can't be a real thing.

It is, and it might be tricky. How much Eye of Newt would you say we're packing?

No! Besides, it's not the waitress' fault! I mean, Hale is right. Dyson can be mighty convincing.

Yeah, but with the right spell, he can be completely neutered.

Yeah! [they clink shot glasses] Right there!

Know what we should do?

What?

We should invoke Baba Yaga.

Baba-what-now?

[whispers] Baba Yaga. Every young Russian devotchka is taught to fear the old witch who lives deep in the lost woods, in a cottage made of bones.

Sounds kind of drafty.

The bones of young girls who don't do what they're told.

Oh my- You are scared of this Baba Gaga.

Baba YAGA, and yeah, she's horrible! Horrible- But, you know, occasionally she'll help chicks get revenge on a dude who's wronged them! [points at herself and Bo] Uhh?

Okay, I'm listening-

Okay, you get a mirror, you say her name three times, you tell her the name of the dude you want cursed-

Bye bye wolf junk?

Perhaps we're concentrating too much on Dyson's genital region.

No, no- We can't curse Dyson! I mean, he sacrificed his love for me to save my life. i mean, deep down, we know he's all noble.