Trick-or-treat!
Dad, you know I hate spiders.
S3 E2Lopez vs Halloween
S3 E3Lopez vs In-Laws
Just cut down to 6 burritos.
Shut up about the dew!
Kids say the darndest things.
S3 E4Lopez vs the Roast of George Lopez
[first lines]
(singing) ♪ Happy birthday to me! ♪
AAll
(singing) ♪ Happy birthday to you! Happy birthday, dear George! Happy birthday to you! ♪
But, grandpa's right here.
S3 E5Lopez vs Friends
Oh, I don't think we're doing that.
Oh, thank god, I have no friends.
We're watching Paw Patrol instead.
S3 E6Lopez vs Orlando
[first lines]
Mi vida, open up.
Spit.
Orlando is a loser with a capital L.
Time to play Loteria.
OOrlando
Ladies, ladies, please, please. Okay?
S3 E7Lopez vs Santa
Come on, let's go say "Hi" to Santa Claus.
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