This morning, you blamed me because you missed breakfast.
Because you ate mine.
S2 E1Lopez vs Sobriety
I thought sober, he'd be loving, considerate, patient. I was expecting Mexican Tom Hanks.
On the count of 3. 1, 2, 3!
[Rosie throws the game controller to the floor, and the game controller is now broken. Chance Lopez becomes sad and he bursts into tears.]
You broke my controller!
What the hell are you doing?
What?
Nachos are a finger food, like steak or soup.
All aboard. Here comes the blame train. Choo-choo!
Who said you can't have fun sober?
[final lines]
S2 E2Lopez vs Moving On
[first lines]
I parked on your flowers again.
We're friends with benefits.
They overpaid!
Gracias, señor.
Eyes closed. Open them.
[Mayan Lopez opens her eyes.]
Ta-da!
S2 E3Lopez vs Swap Meet
[first lines]
Is the TV still broken?
If it wasn't, I'd be watching it.
You ruined Churro's favorite show!
I'm here.
My ears.
S2 E4Lopez vs Pizza
I'm here. Not as often as the Domino's guy. Pizza, again?! This is the fourth time this week.
Pizza, again?! This is the fourth time this week.
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