Mayan Lopez quotes from Lopez vs Lopez

Mayan Lopez

You don't miss being the coach?

Mayan Lopez

Wow. This place is so clean.

Mayan Lopez

Okay, don't tell Quinten we're celebrating his new promotion by taking him out to a fancy steak dinner. At Panda Express. He's only part-time assistant manager.

Mayan Lopez

Work is important, but so is self-care.

Mayan Lopez

I thought sober, he'd be loving, considerate, patient. I was expecting Mexican Tom Hanks.

Mayan Lopez

Gracias, señor.

Mayan Lopez

I'm here. And I do!

Mayan Lopez

I do.

Mayan Lopez

Kids say the darndest things.

Mayan Lopez

Oh, I don't think we're doing that.

Mayan Lopez

Oh, thank god, I have no friends.

Mayan Lopez

Time to play Loteria.

Mayan Lopez

Well, less embarrassed of you.

Mayan Lopez

Secrets and lies is something old George did.

Mayan Lopez

How about home movies when I was a kid?