Why are you being so rude to Josué?
S2 E9Lopez vs Confessions
Can't we just make a donation?
S2 E10Lopez vs George
[first lines]
What did we do?!
I gotta call someone and tell them what they did.
And I'm sorry about Josué.
God is great!
Carried a ring in his wallet for years.
I'm here. And I do!
It's not as hot!
[final lines]
S3 E1Lopez vs Wedding
[first lines]
I do.
Time to release the doves.
Rejoice!
Kiss the bride!
You two think that you can get married better than us.
You're divorced, so, yes.
Everybody, sit down. It's time for me to practice my best man toast.
What's in that glass?
Relax. It's just apple juice.
Cheers to Quinten and Mayan Van Lopez.
S3 E2Lopez vs Halloween
We need to shut this down.
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