Don't touch my hair!
Okay.
S3 E7Lopez vs Santa
Santa got me pajamas.
S3 E8Lopez vs Dateline
It's an air fryer.
Air fryer? God bless America.
Don't touch it and try not to stress. It might make it worse.
I'm George Lopez, and this is Dateline.
This dateline investigation is taking way too long.
S3 E9Lopez vs Escándalo
[first lines]
How are we supposed to move this thing?
I got you, baby.
Well, less embarrassed of you.
AAll
(repeatedly) Escándalo!
S3 E10Lopez vs Josue
[first lines]
I'm here.
Secrets and lies is something old George did.
Wrong.
That's not true. We harmed a lot of butterflies.
Live and learn. Live and learn.
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