[first lines]
Mi vida, open up.
“Lopez vs Orlando” · Season 3, Episode 6
In this episode: Rosie (2), George Lopez (1), Mayan Lopez (1)
Spit.
Orlando is a loser with a capital L.
Time to play Loteria.
OOrlando
Ladies, ladies, please, please. Okay?
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