CLChance Lopez
Fine. I'm going to play with my toys in English!
S1 E3 Lopez vs Español
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Played by Brice Gonzalez
Lopez vs Lopez · 140 quotes
4th most-quoted character in Lopez vs Lopez: in 16 of its 140 quotes
Most scenes with: George Lopez (6), Mayan Lopez (2)
Lines by Chance Lopez 9
CLChance Lopez
Mommy, we won! I hit a home run!
CLChance Lopez
Well, this has been quite a... What do you call it? Gas. But my family's probably starting to worry, so I should go.
CLChance Lopez
The lady said "It's not a good time.".
S2 E4 Lopez vs Pizza
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CLChance Lopez
Can't we just make a donation?
CLChance Lopez
Cheers to Quinten and Mayan Van Lopez.
S3 E1 Lopez vs Wedding
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CLChance Lopez
But, grandpa's right here.
S3 E4 Lopez vs the Roast of George Lopez
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CLChance Lopez
Santa got me pajamas.
S3 E7 Lopez vs Santa
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CLChance Lopez
Live and learn. Live and learn.
S3 E10 Lopez vs Josue
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Scenes with Chance Lopez 7
CLChance Lopez
I've got a bounce house! This party's about to be lit!
But what about the bugs?!
CLChance Lopez
They're dead! They'll still be dead next week!
Guess he's okay with it. Wanna see a live chicken? Say hello to Hennifer Lopez!
CLChance Lopez
Whoa!
Don't get too attached.
S1 E4 Lopez vs Birthdays
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Okay, Gordo, since you couldn't go to real Farm Camp, I give you La Vaca Flaca!
CLChance Lopez
Honestly, I'm fine with the store-bought milk.
Well, I'm not. So put your hands on those chichis, and let's get to squeezing.
S1 E12 Lopez vs Appropriation
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CLChance Lopez
It worked!
I guess we're both war heroes now.
[final lines]
S1 E18 Lopez vs Goosey
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[Chance Lopez is shown wearing a George Lopez costume.]
CLChance Lopez
Orale! I'm George Lopez! Oh, my God.
Chance, what are you doing?
CLChance Lopez
Practicing for my hero presentation. Let me tell you about a day in the life of a hero like me. I wake up at 7 and crack open a beer. Then I notice I have a cool, new bruise. Whoa! Where did that come from? And then I shrug and go back to sleep, because thinking is hard.
[Chance Lopez sleeps on the couch, then he wakes up.]
CLChance Lopez
Uh-oh! It's noon. Time to cough in the bathroom for 10 minutes, then have another beer for lunch.
That really how you see me, Gordo?
CLChance Lopez
Yeah, you're a cool 85-year-old who does what he wants. You are my hero.
No, I'm not, Gordo. A hero sets a better example for a kid.
CLChance Lopez
All right. But don't tell my teacher that, because I'm one gold star away from a personal pan pizza.
S1 E22 Lopez vs Last Call
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On the count of 3. 1, 2, 3!
[Rosie throws the game controller to the floor, and the game controller is now broken. Chance Lopez becomes sad and he bursts into tears.]
CLChance Lopez
You broke my controller!
CLChance Lopez
Everybody, sit down. It's time for me to practice my best man toast.
What's in that glass?
CLChance Lopez
Relax. It's just apple juice.
S3 E1 Lopez vs Wedding
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