[first lines]
I do.
S3 E1Lopez vs Wedding
Time to release the doves.
Rejoice!
Kiss the bride!
You two think that you can get married better than us.
You're divorced, so, yes.
Everybody, sit down. It's time for me to practice my best man toast.
What's in that glass?
Relax. It's just apple juice.
Cheers to Quinten and Mayan Van Lopez.
S3 E2Lopez vs Halloween
We need to shut this down.
Trick-or-treat!
Dad, you know I hate spiders.
S3 E3Lopez vs In-Laws
Just cut down to 6 burritos.
Shut up about the dew!
Kids say the darndest things.
S3 E4Lopez vs the Roast of George Lopez
[first lines]
(singing) ♪ Happy birthday to me! ♪
AAll
(singing) ♪ Happy birthday to you! Happy birthday, dear George! Happy birthday to you! ♪
But, grandpa's right here.
S3 E5Lopez vs Friends
Oh, I don't think we're doing that.
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