Lilo & Stitch: The Series · Season 2
[Lilo, Stitch and Pleakley activate Experiment 062 who cooks them a gigantic meal of burgers, fries, pizzas, and ice cream]
Bon appetit!
Wow! He speaks French!
Food! Glorious food!
Deep fried!
Let's eat!
[the trio begins to chow down on the food; unbeknownst to them, they rapidly gain weight]
These are the best french fries ever! I'm gonna call you Frenchfry!
[Gantu groans]
Hey, sport, why the long face? [Gantu sighs sadly] I know what's wrong. You though I forgot.
About what?
About your birthday! [places a candle on a giant sandwich stack]
It is not my birthday!
Ah, come on now. Don't be shy! I promise not to make fun of your age, or your lack of accomplishments.
Experiment 062 activated. Primary function: prepare delectable and irresistible meals.
Or how few experiments you've captured! Uh-uh! Not today!
[grabs a container and his plasma gun] Thanks. I appreciate that.
Oh, now don't go away mad! Not on your special day!
[Lilo and Stitch have become large and fat after eating so much of Frenchfry's food]
Pleakley! It's not sun spots making us puffy! It's Frenchfry!
[deep voice] Go away.
Pleakley, what's wrong with your voice?
Please go away.
I'm coming in! [tries to open the door, but it's locked; Stitch yanks the door out and gets squished by a giant yellow mass, which is Pleakley’s stomach]
I told you to go away!
Pleakley?! What happened?
It's some type of allergy to that little monster's delicious food!
Bon appetit! [pulls out a bunch of corn dogs]
Oh, no! Not the corn dogs! I can't resist the corn dogs! [grabs the corn dogs and eats them]
[Lilo and Stitch have become immensely fat after hours of eating Frenchfry’s meals. Lilo is snacking on cake and her belly is hanging off her chair. She calls Jumba during a convention]
Jumba? It's Lilo again. Look, I'm sorry, but this is really, really important.
Very well. Make it quick please.
It's about Experiment 062. I know he was designed to be your personal chef, but something went wrong. You have to tell me what happened.
Tell me you did not reactivate Experiment 062.
Well...
Listen to me! Is very important to resist eating experiment's meals.
Why?
Because... once you are properly fattened up, he will try to eat you!
[gasps in shock] Jumba? Hello? I don't think I heard that right. It sounded like you said that 062 would try to eat me. Hello? Hello? [gasps when she sees that Frenchfry has cut the phone's cord]
Aloha, Nani.
Oh, aloha, Kumu. You here on a date?
Well… yeah.
So, how's hula class?
Okay… except Lilo rolled over Mertle Edmonds and her friends today and knocked them over.
She… rolled?
Like a bowling ball. Has she been eating okay? 'Cause she's about this big.
Even junk food can't do that. [picks up a phone]
[Nani successfully captures Frenchfry and saves Lilo and Stitch's lives]
You saved us! You're a super hero!
That's because I eat a nutritious breakfast every morning. You should try it some time.
Well... okay, but almost getting eaten has made me pretty tired. Can you roll me to bed?
You got it.
[Gantu has become bloated after eating a cake made by Frenchfry]
Hey, sport, ya in there?
Go away!
Listen, I know I was a little mean to you, and your birthday, no less, so I'm here to make it up to ya.
I told you to go away!
Ya see, I figure you're sad because you're trapped on an alien planet so far from home, right? So I made some phone calls...
[opens the door] What are you blabbing about?
Uh-huh, and I invited your college buddies to come for a visit!
No!
SURPRISE!!!
Happy Birthday, G!
Whoa! He really let himself go!
How many times do I have to tell you?! IT'S NOT MY BIRTHDAY!!
I'd like some lemonade please.
Uh... one glass of lemonade coming right up. Stitch? [Stitch jumps out of the lemonade bowl and starts changing color] I'm sorry. My dog drank all the lemonade.
[Stitch turns orange]
Oh, he's turning my favorite color!
Hey, orange is my favorite color, too!
Really? Most girls like pink.
I hate pink.
Me too!
[at that moment, Stitch turns pink, making the girls laugh]
My name's Victoria.
I have to stop talking to you now.
Why?
'Cause after your vacation, you'll just leave with your family like all the others. So, even though I take pictures of tourists, I don't see them socially. It's a defense mechanism.
But I'm not a tourist. I just moved here.
Moved? Okay, I can talk to you. I'm Lilo.
Hi, Lilo. So... do you take hula?
Are you kidding? Hula is my life!
I'm starting hula class tomorrow. Maybe I'll see you there.
Oh, you will.
Ih!
Okay, well, bye... I mean, aloha.
[Experiment 355 escapes just before Gantu can transport him to Hämsterviel and swaps their minds via eye beam]
Why didn't I just fire you and--?! And... What is going on here? I'm so large and rubbery!
Ugh! A big fluffy rat! Wait, no... THAT'S ME!!
You mean, I have become you?!
And you've become me! [sneezes loudly]
Why are you making such annoying noises?!
[begins scratching so hard that his fur sheds] Apparently, I'm allergic to your dandruff, sir. [sneezes again] But not to worry. I'm sure the experiment will swap us back to our normal bodies.
[Swapper escapes the ship via elevator]
NO! Come back here! [tries to press the buttons] Buttons too tiny! Oh! How do you do anything with these flabby sloth-like appendages?!
[Swapper escapes into the forest]
Once again, I am forced to pay for your incompetence! Now I must go and capture that experiment myself!
Yes, sir. Then you can swap us back?
Yes, or maybe... NO! For me, that would be going back to prison!
Yes, I suppose it... [sneezes] would.
[laughs maniacally] I'm free at last!
But, sir, that's not fair!
WHO CARES ABOUT FAIR?!
[Lilo is hurt after Mertle told Victoria that she's weird]
Lilo, you haven't eaten a thing. And I made your favorite: Chocolate Green Bean Surprise!
There is hardly any radioactivity this time.
You did it! Not again!
Ah, relax! I'm joking! Mostly...
Well, Lilo didn't think it was funny, and I didn't, either!
Please! Little girl is sad because you managed to ruin perfectly good chocolate with disgusting green beanses.
I'm not sad because of the food. I'm sad because I almost made a friend that doesn't think I'm weird, and Mertle ruined it.
Whoo! Thank goodness! I thought it was something serious, like my green bean recipe! Uh... I mean, you almost made a friend today? That's nice.
Everybody thinks I'm weird. Mertle, and Yuki, Teresa, and Elena. I thought maybe Victoria thought I was normal and be my friend.
It's never too late to make a friend. You just need to reach out to her, and show her you can be a friend right back.
I guess I can throw a welcome party for her.
Did you say party?! I'm all about parties! What's the theme?
I've got a theme: Lilo's Not Weird.
Hmm, "Lilo's Not Weird". I'm not sure that's a good theme, because objectively, you are pretty... [Lilo glares at him] Pretty! You are so pretty! Oh, so pretty, and witty! So, "Lilo's Not Weird" is the theme then. I have some great non-weird recipes. Oh! And we can supplies from the exciting new super store just outside of town. They have incredible party platters with incredible prices!
It's official! We're throwing a party!
Yeah, yeah, yeah!
[while running errand's for Victoria's party, Lilo and Stitch find capture Swapper, who swaps their bodies shortly afterward]
What happened? How come I'm you?
Cousin!
But... I can't be you for the party! That would be so not normal! Make him swap us back, Stitch.
[stands up Swapper's container] Ahem. Kemike twan toka?
[Swapper blows a raspberry at Stitch, infuriating him to punch the container; unfortunately, since Lilo's body isn't as strong as Stitch's, the only thing that occurred was Stitch's hand hurting]
[holding right hand] Ow, aw, ooh!
Stitch, you can't try to break stuff when you're me. I'm not built for mayhem and destruction. We gotta talk to Jumba. But... if we go back now, we won't have time to shop for the party. We're gonna have to split up to do our chores.
Oh.... Okeetaka!
[after failing to buy the party platters, Lilo checks on Stitch at the beauty parlor]
Stitch, the theme of the party is "Lilo's Not Weird". I can't show up with that hair, because that hair is weird. [points to Stitch's hairstyle, which is a wild blue Mohawk]
Sorry. All my fault.
It's okay. I'll just wear a hat and serve peanut butter and jelly because there's no party platter. Just as long as we get our own bodies back.
Oh, no! Lilo's switched bodies?! Not again?! [???] What's wrong with bodies?! I'll call the hospital!
[Lilo and Stitch return home with Swapper]
Well, well, well! Experiment 355, we meet again.
[Swapper's eyes glow, but Jumba quickly covers the container with a towel]
Uh, uh, uh! None of your tricky trickiness with Jumba. Jumba likes evil genius brain.
We kinda figured out what his power is. He's a brain-swapper, right?
He once swapped me and wife for an entire month.
You must've learned a lot about each other.
Oh, yeah. Now she's ex-wife. [chuckles] Long story, don't ask.
We've gotta get him to swap us back.
355 will swap you back when he is good and ready. Has mind of his own. [laughs] "Mind of his own." Is funny, no?
[Pleakley lifts the towel covering Swapper's container, causing him to swap Jumba and Pleakley's minds]
Oh, no! I've been zapped into an alternate dimension! A place where the laws of time and space are topsy-turvy!
Don't be ridiculous! Our minds have been swapped. You are seeing world through my infinite superior eyes.
Superior?! But the world looks so... weird! And to tell you the truth, tubby!
Ah! At least I can see difference between near and far. [slips and falls] Stupid single eye!
[Hämsterviel is sitting at a sidewalk]
Oh, this is inconceivable! I am Doctor Jacques Von Hämsterviel! How is it that I cannot find one stupid little experiment?!
[hands Hämsterviel a few dollars] Here ya, fella. Chin up, big guy! I'm sure it'll get better.
[Hämsterviel growls with rage and contacts Gantu via cell phone]
Hello?
It is I!
I knew you'd call.
Oh, alright, I admit it! It isn't easy being so big and clumsy! There! Are you happy now?!
Getting there. What do you want?
I want to know where we can find that stupid experiment so we can swap bodies again!
I know just the place you should check. [sneezes and wipes his nose]
These quotes come from Wikiquote's Lilo & Stitch: The Series pages and are available under the Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike License.
