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Lilo & Stitch: The Series · Season 2, Episode 3

Hämsterviel/Gantu and Gantu/Hämsterviel in “Swapper (Experiment 355)”

[Experiment 355 escapes just before Gantu can transport him to Hämsterviel and swaps their minds via eye beam]

Hämsterviel/Gantu

Why didn't I just fire you and--?! And... What is going on here? I'm so large and rubbery!

Gantu/Hämsterviel

Ugh! A big fluffy rat! Wait, no... THAT'S ME!!

Hämsterviel/Gantu

You mean, I have become you?!

Gantu/Hämsterviel

And you've become me! [sneezes loudly]

Hämsterviel/Gantu

Why are you making such annoying noises?!

Gantu/Hämsterviel

[begins scratching so hard that his fur sheds] Apparently, I'm allergic to your dandruff, sir. [sneezes again] But not to worry. I'm sure the experiment will swap us back to our normal bodies.

[Swapper escapes the ship via elevator]

Hämsterviel/Gantu

NO! Come back here! [tries to press the buttons] Buttons too tiny! Oh! How do you do anything with these flabby sloth-like appendages?!

[Swapper escapes into the forest]

Hämsterviel/Gantu

Once again, I am forced to pay for your incompetence! Now I must go and capture that experiment myself!

Gantu/Hämsterviel

Yes, sir. Then you can swap us back?

Hämsterviel/Gantu

Yes, or maybe... NO! For me, that would be going back to prison!

Gantu/Hämsterviel

Yes, I suppose it... [sneezes] would.

Hämsterviel/Gantu

[laughs maniacally] I'm free at last!

Gantu/Hämsterviel

But, sir, that's not fair!

Hämsterviel/Gantu

WHO CARES ABOUT FAIR?!

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