Lilo & Stitch: The Series · Season 1
[Stitch is almost done with his training]
This just in: The purple pugilist pig was just seen running down Pier 13. It appears he's headed for Muscle Bay.
[snarls] Ogata! Ogata!
Almost, but not yet. We've got one more training manual to go: "Fighting Four-Armed Beasts".
Stitch ready!
Don't you think this might come in handy?
Carachita! [runs off to challenge Kixx]
Stitch, no! You're gonna get your keister kicked! STITCH!!!
[Gantu has a broken leg after being defeated by Kixx]
How could it beat me?! I'm an expert at 12 martial arts! Judo, Glaxian Jiu-Jitsu!
You're lying! The only martial you know is Tae-kwan-get-your-butt-kicked!
I will not be made a fool of!
Too late!
I will capture you...
[Lilo and Stitch lost an experiment pod to a seagull who flew off to Ni'ihau; Lilo and Stitch ride around the rental hunt on their tricycle]
Aloha, Nani! Going to Ni'ihau! Bye!
Lilo!
[whispers to herself] Almost made it.
You are not crossing 15 miles of open ocean alone.
But I'll have Stitch with me.
Stitch sinks, remember?
Then why don't you come?
I can't. I told David I'd help out at the resort luau, setting tables and lighting tiki torches.
But this is an epic showdown. You see, although I believe all creatures have some good in them, Stitch thinks Gantu is pure evil. So, he really wants to get this experiment pod we're after.
Ih! [pedals hardly on the trike]
No, Stitch! Wait!
[pedals so hard that part of the trike becomes buried in sand] Spabata!
[sighs] Alright. You can go, but house rules apply.
I know: take Jumba and Pleakley and be home for dinner! Thanks! And good luck with your bit torch-lighting gig!
And good luck fighting evil! What am I saying?
[Stitch takes his duty to find the experiment very seriously as he looks around the rocks]
Maka maka! Egata!
What's your hurry?
Meega kweesta Gantu!
We're not after Big, Tall, and Ugly. Let's just concentrate on getting the pod before he does, okay?
[Gantu returns to his ship after looking around the island while 625 relaxes nearby]
Hey, I see you caught an experiment!
What?! Where?!
Gotcha! [laughs] Ah, you're way too easy, G! So, did ya find anything?
Only ocean and a wall of rock. The trog probably got to the experiment first!
[hears a zap sound] Hey, is that the experiment?
Ha, ha, very funny.
No, no, no! I mean it! [ducks behind a rock]
I'm not falling for it!
[Suddenly, a giant plasma shot explodes near Gantu and he is blasted to where 625 is hiding]
You weren't kidding.
Figured it out by yourself, did ya, fish flanks?
[Lilo, Stitch, Jumba, Pleakley, Gantu, and 625 are stranded on the island due to Splodyhead]
Okay, things are not working out like we planned, but they could be worse.
Worse than being trapped under this rock and stranded on this accursed island?!
Without food and water?!
Don't forget, 619 is waiting to blast us to pieces.
And the sun is going down.
Well... We could have the mumps.
[everyone stares at Lilo in disbelief]
[Nani returns home with groceries]
Lilo? Anybody? [the phone rings; she picks it up] Lilo?
Nani? It's David. You still coming by to help set up the luau?
[sighs] Lilo went to Ni'ihau with the aliens. She was supposed to be home by now, but, of course, she isn't, so....
Rescue mission?
Bingo.
[after Jumba tells Lilo that Splodyhead plans to pick the group off one by one]
[draws an eye on a coconut] One by one? Marking us each for a fiery demise, 'till one of use is left all alone. It really will be me! Right, Coco? Coco here was raised on the Forbidden Isle, and knows the secrets of its evil curse!
Strange fruit has secret information? Let me see, gimme that.
Stay away from Coco! We have a plan! We're not staying here a second longer! Run, Coco! Run! [runs out into the ocean] Escape the Forbidden Island! [a giant wave washes him back ashore] Oh, the indignity! And the evil curse!
[Nani and David take Lilo and the group back to Kauai; Gantu and 625 are also given rides after giving away Splodyhead as payment]
[put Coco into the water] You did it, Coco. You finally escaped the Forbidden Island, though not its evil curse. Not its evil curse.
Ni'ihau is not forbidden because of a curse. It's forbidden because you need an invitation to visit.
NO CURSE?! Of course, I knew it all the time.
Warning. Experiment 303 activated. Primary function: erases memories.
Stitch... Do you remember what day it is?
[snores] Naga.
It's the best day of the year: my birthday! [shakes Stitch's bed, waking up Stitch]
[groans] Bata ichi!
[pulls Stitch's blanket away] Wake up, sleepyhead!
Chubata! [grabs the blanket with his toes, tripping Lilo]
Fine! But you'll miss the balloons, and the mariachi band, and cake... coconut cake!
[the mention of coconut cake wakes up Stitch, who excitingly chews on his pillow]
[Lilo, Stitch, and Gantu had their memories erased by Experiment 303]
What am I doing here? And who are you guys?
I'm... uh... I'm not quite sure who I am, frankly.
And who are you?
Trumba! Meega enesta chi?
He's even more confused than us. He's speaking a different language.
[chuckles] It's okay, little fella. No... [Stitch bites his finger] OW!
Watch out! It's a monster! [ducks under a table]
MEEGA NALA KWEESTA!!! [grabs a palm tree and pounds Gantu with it and then runs off to wreak havoc]
[Lilo/Martha and Gantu/Lenny go into an arcade; Lilo/Martha is playing Galaga]
Hey, Lenny! I won an extra ship!
[Gantu/Lenny looks around the arcade to find what looks like Stitch but is really a kid in a blue outfit]
[pulls out his blaster] Stay here, Martha.
[playing Street Fighter] You want some? Oh, yeah!
[grabs the kid] I've got you know, convict!
Help!
Lenny, no! He's not the convict! He's just a kid!
Martha, I think I know a little more about criminals than you. [looks that he really just grabbed a kid] Oh. Sorry, kid. [puts the kid down]
[Jumba and Pleakley see that Lilo, Stitch, and Gantu have lost their memories]
Uh-oh! Is Experiment 303.
Oh, Experiment 303. Well, now it all makes sense. [angrily turns to Jumba] You think I know all 626 of all your evil monsters by number?! What does it do for Earth's sake?!
Is designed to wipe out memories.
You made a monster that gives people amnesia?!
Guess. I can see it was success.
Go back a second. Did you say I'm Lilo?
Of course.
Neesa amina?
You are 626, also called Stitch. You catch my experiments like Experiment 303, and find one true place where they belong.
[points to Gantu/Lenny] And he helps us?
Uh, no. He is evil yet incompetent experiment hunter. He is hated by pretty much everyone.
[Lilo says the password that restores their memories, which is "ohana"]
Stitch?
Lilo!
We're back!
So am I! To reclaim the abomination that was mine all along!
What happened to... [imitates Gantu] "I don't want my old life of evil back"?
I didn't know what I was missing.
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