Xev quotes from Lexx

Xev

He ran out of protoblood...

Stan

Good timing, Kai!

Xev

I think we're all lucky to be still alive.

Kai

Some of us.

Xev

You are a monster.

No, I am a parasite. And you are my host...ess.

Kai

Mantrid... I do not experience pleasure, but my - friends are deriving satisfaction from the knowledge that their deaths will be simultaneous with yours.

Xev

You are a machine. We are human. And we have beaten you!

Mantrid

Ha. Ha. Ha.

Kai

In the end, you're just a calculator. You may rule the universe, but this universe is collapsing. You have moved too much mass too quickly to one point. This universe was born in a big bang, and now it is about to die in a big collapse.

Mantrid

You have played well.

Kai

You should have made better use of your human side.

Stan

Just let's not forget, now we are in the Dark Zone! This is the universe of evil, of chaos, of depravity! I mean, so what do we do now, eh?!

Xev

I suppose we find ourselves a new home?

Stan

Yep, which then gets destroyed like every other place we've ever been.

Kai

We can drift until we are drawn into the solar system of a celestial object.

Stan

So how long is it gonna take us to reach one of those if we just... drift?

Somewhere between nine hundred standard years and sixteen thousand standard years.

Xev

So what do we eat in the meantime?

Xev

[as she is about to go into cryostatis] Kai! Is it okay if I dream about you?

Kai

You will not dream.

Xev

Well, if I did dream... I would like to dream about you.

Kai

If you like.

Xev

I do like. Goodnight Kai.

[to Zev] Be gone! FOWL THING!

Xev

What's wrong with you?!

What's wrong with me is what is right with me... I am madly, insanely, injealously in perfect love!

Xev

I know that, but why are you acting this way?

Stan

Well, that's a switch.

Xev

But 790, don't you remember me?

SLUT GERMS! SLUT GERMS!

Xev

It's not my day with men, I guess.

It's MY day....With MY man...

I care about Mr Deatholicious.

Xev

But Kai's a guy, and you're a guy too.

I'm NOT a guy.

Stan

No, he's a homo-robot head.

I am NOT.

Stan

Then what are ya?

I am a robot head in love with a dead man.

Stan

That 'rolling' thing... I didn't know you could do that.

Xev

Neither did I. Must be the cluster lizard in me.

Kai

Are you trying to seduce me?

Bunny

Yes...

Kai

The dead cannot be seduced.

Bunny

I don't understand.

Kai

Bunny. I am dead.

Bunny

No you're not!

Kai

Yes, I am. [Kai reattaches his hand]

Bunny

That's a neat trick. Do other parts of you perform that well?

Xev

No. Other parts do not perform at all. You'll have to get your satisfaction elsewhere.

Kai

Likewise, Xev.

Xev

So.. Explain, why do you look exactly like Kai?

Explain why he looks like me.

Stan

Wait, we know that he IS Kai. And we can see that you look like him, y'know, but who are you?

Who do I look like?

Xev

Kai. Last of the Brunnen-G.

Exactly.

Xev

But how can the both of you be one person?

I'm not exactly sure that we are! He is dead. So he's not the same as me, as I am quite alive.

You didn't have enough time to come down!

Xev

Correct if I was only a human being.

You're not a human being?!

Xev

Not completely.

Stan

She's only half human!

...What's the other half?

Xev

Cluster lizard. [roars]

Xev

The real Kai would have been a better kisser!

Stan

Oh thank you, Xev. I thank you like I've never thanked you before...

Xev

Are you the real Stan?

Stan

You wanna kiss me and find out?

Xev

[pecks him on the cheek] Hmmm, you are. Let's go.

Stan

Aw damn.