FGFire General
Fifi, you are a small-minded, self-centred, vindictive, perfectly evil human being.
FFifi
Oooh, harsh.
FGFire General
That is why I like you.
I cannot swim.
You can't...?
No. I cannot float.
Oh, and err... Are they open-minded? Sexually speaking...?
Well, on Boomtown everybody has sex. ALL the time.
All the time? Hm!
Uh huh, night and day - it's a non-stop sex city. That's what they do there. (Sees Stan going red) Are you okay, Stanley?
Are you trying to seduce me?
Yes...
The dead cannot be seduced.
I don't understand.
Bunny. I am dead.
No you're not!
[Kai uses his brace to cut his hand off]
Yes, I am. [Kai reattaches his hand]
That's a neat trick. Do other parts of you perform that well?
No. Other parts do not perform at all. You'll have to get your satisfaction elsewhere.
Likewise, Xev.
There should be a lot of children.
What are children?
Children result from sex.
Fun results from sex.
Sex is considered to be fun, but also has other complications. One of which is children.
Not here on Boomtown. It's just fun and that's all.'
You want me, don't you?
The dead do not get frustrated. The dead do not have wants. The dead are simply dead.
SServant
Will we attack them with the one moth we do have?
No! We will not! I will.
SServant
Are we going to run?
To where?
SServant
To safety?
We have a common enemy. We should be fighting together against Water. Not with each other.
DDuke
Yes. All Fire must fight together, united under a single ruler against a common enemy.
But that is already so. Fire is my planet. I am its Prince.
DDuke
[opening the balcony doors, showing Prince's city in the distance] Look. A tree doth fall.
[Prince watches his city explode.]
DDuke
A king without a crown. A prince without a town.
DDuke
Alive, he is no threat. Dead, he will come back to haunt us.
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