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Zev quotes from Lexx

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5th most-quoted character in Lexx: in 18 of its 252 quotes
Most scenes with: Kai (8), Stan (3)

Lines by Zev 5

ZZev

Last of the Brunnen-G: if you were alive... [sighs] Last of the Brunnen-G: if you were alive, I'd want you to be the first man... I... I used to want to die. But now, I want to live. I think that's because after meeting you, I realised that people aren't always that bad.

ZZev

I had a good life with you guys. I did all right for a girl who grew up in a box.

Scenes with Zev 13

ZZev

We are going to bring you life, I promise.

And if not, the rest of my protoblood will be spend it with you.

ZZev

Kai...

It's what I want.

ZZev

Doesn't the prophecy motivate you?

Though I am an integral part of it, the prophecy will be, or not be, as it is in the cycle of time. In any event, I do not experience motivation.

:[enters, holding a newborn cluster lizard] Do you want to hold it?

Yeah, on the end of my fork!

He's a baby - an innocent. The egg must have been laid before we escaped from the Light Universe.

Yeah, well, that's very nice, but I think we should act sensible here and dispose of it.

Don't you like it, Zev?

ZZev

No!

I'm surprised. You are part cluster lizard yourself. I was hoping you would help me think of a name.

ZZev

If it comes near me, I'll name it.

What? [steps closer and points it at her]

ZZev

Squish! Which is exactly what I'll do to it!

[Squish rubs its head against Kai's face]

It thinks you're its mother!

ZZev

Kai, it's over. The prophecy is fulfilled. The last of the Brunnen-G has destroyed the Divine Order. How does it feel?

It feels.. it feels... I have no feeling for it.

ZZev

Is this the mortuary?

My home, for 2000 years. These drawers contained myself and thousands of other assassins like me, all kept in a state of living death by protoblood. [all drawers look empty] Looks like all my undead comrades have taken a walk.

7790

Unfortunately there is no habitable planet, asteroid, moon or space station within the range of this vessel. There is absolutely nowhere for us to go. Zev, darling?

ZZev

Yes?

7790

Our oxygen will be gone and you'll be dead in 11 hours and 7 minutes, but my power pack will keep me going for 309 years, so I will use that time to recite an epic poem about you. Shall I begin?

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