Adjudicatrix quotes from Lexx

If I may refer the commission? The claimant's statement, section three, paragraph 1-B of my procurement report.

Thank you. [curious] He is not from Fire...?

The claimant claims not to be, Adjudicator.

I don't understand.

The claimant also claims - to be dead. Section 7, paragraph 5-A.

Dead?

Kai

I assume that this process will inevitably lead to some sort of punishment? I request that you cut this process short, and throw me off the edge of the city.

Claimants are not permitted to request punishments at this stage. The claimant must wait until the final adjudication.

Procurer, this man that you procured from the desert claims in your procurement report that he has been an assassin. Is that correct?

That is correct, Adjudicatrix.

Kai

Once again - I request that you throw me from the edge of the city!

Claimant. You will not progress your claim until you respect the rules and procedures by which this adjudication commission adjudicates its claims.

Kai

[louder] I withdraw ALL claims. And request that this 'commission' throw me from the edge of the city!

Claimant. Have you ever suffered torture? Degradation? Or other evil on this planet?

Kai

Yes, from this commission!

Default! Rule one, accusations against the commission are not recordable.

Claimant? Have you, in fact, ever assassinated anyone?

Kai

[breathless] I... have killed mothers with their babies... I have killed great philosophers, and proud young warriors... I have killed... the evil! And the good! The intelligent! The weak... and the beautiful. But it's been a while since I slayed a whole room full of petty bureaucrats! [begins to sing 'Yo Way Yo']