Boy, this is hot.
I believe that is in part why they call this planet 'Fire'.
Oh great, so we go from the frying pan and into the Fire, huh?
So.. Explain, why do you look exactly like Kai?
LKL. Kai
Explain why he looks like me.
Wait, we know that he IS Kai. And we can see that you look like him, y'know, but who are you?
LKL. Kai
Who do I look like?
Kai. Last of the Brunnen-G.
LKL. Kai
Exactly.
But how can the both of you be one person?
LKL. Kai
I'm not exactly sure that we are! He is dead. So he's not the same as me, as I am quite alive.
FFifi
What's 'born'?
Well y'know, when you were born? When you're mother had ya?
FFifi
Mother...?
Oh boy, Bunny, you're a woman... Explain it to him.
Explain what?
Oh boy, I can't believe I'm asking this. Explain to him what born is. Y'know where children come from? How life begins for all of us?
Oh, I just woke up one day and I was there! Just like everyone else.
You had the right instinct, Bunny, but he's the wrong guy.
[L. Kai and Fifi laugh together.]
What? Are you two guys on the same side now?
FFifi
You finally figured it out. Yeah, me and Kai here are playing on the same team now. Only, like he said, he's not Kai.
Who are ya?
LKL. Kai
Prince.
Prince who?
LKL. Kai
Just Prince, you know me. We've met before.
FFifi
He's my new boss.
FFifi
You didn't have enough time to come down!
Correct if I was only a human being.
FFifi
You're not a human being?!
Not completely.
She's only half human!
FFifi
...What's the other half?
Cluster lizard. [roars]
The real Kai would have been a better kisser!
Oh thank you, Xev. I thank you like I've never thanked you before...
Are you the real Stan?
You wanna kiss me and find out?
[pecks him on the cheek] Hmmm, you are. Let's go.
Aw damn.
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