Xev quotes from Lexx

Xev

It's not easy being programmed for love and never finding it.

Xev

[I don't know if it's the man in me... or the lizard in me, but suddenly I've become a lot less picky - to a point.

Xev

[after she's taken Stan] Don't leave, make me something to eat first.

Xev

You may still only be a head, 790, but you're the best head I ever had.

Xev

I don't think so, Stanley! We are not going to kill people we don't already know and we are not going to kill Kai more than we already know, you hear me?

Xev

The dead don't love!

Xev

What kind of robot are you?

One that wants to live in your underwear.

Xev

After what we've just been through, I know exactly what I'm looking for in a man.

Stan

Oh yeah?

Xev

Yes. He needs to be tall..

Stan

[stretches] Yeah.

Xev

...handsome...

Stan

[confidently] Yeah...!

Xev

...and dead.

Xev

[She's about to have sex with Stan] You ready?

Stan

[coy] No

Xev

Well I am, and that's what counts in this relationship.

Xev

Come on baby. Oh, gently. Who's your daddy? Oh, who's your daddy?!

Stan

You. Oh!

Xev

Thanks for the lift.

Kai

I remember I used to like fishing.

Xev

We've found somebody alive. There could be more.

Stan

Somebody, what kind of somebody?

Xev

A female somebody.

Stan

Female. Is she attractive?

Xev

Is that all that matters to you?

Stan

Yeah, pretty much.

Xev

How's it going, 790? 790? Where are you?

Here, my love - but I'm more than 790 now. You can call me 791 - the one for you. It's our day of destiny, Xev. I am whole, and wholly yours.

Kai

Nobody moves.

Xev

Kai - it's me, Xev...!

Kai

Not for long.

Kai

Who's first?

Stan

Me!

Xev

No, me!

Stan

Me.

Kai

Oh, this is sweet! Well, we'll just have to take turns. How about I take a little bit of each - and then a little bit more [he aims his axe at Xev's breasts] - and then a little bit more [he aims at Stanley's crotch] - and more!