Stan quotes from Lexx

Stan

May His Merciful Shadow fall upon... me, preferably.

Stan

This is incredible. The last available woman in the entire universe, and she's passing me over for a corpse!

Stan

You're clean Zev, fresh clean. We need clean!

Stan

Ladies. the word is love, and I am the word. Whisper it soft, shout it strong, but say it, ladies, all night long: Stanley! Yes!

Stan

And then... then, you unfroze me. Seems like it all just happened... I guess you have no sense of time when you're in cryosleep. Well, that's everything, that's it. We're just travellers, we're just passing through. And look, I know that the ship looks big, and looks scary n' all, but I mean it's just a big bug! It couldn't hurt a fly...so it's no threat to you, or to anybody! See? So, I'll just go and wake up the others and we'll just continue on our way.

Stan

It was just a dream and anything that happened in that dream wasn't real, I mean anything that Prince said wasn't real, anything that I agreed to wasn't real, so I don't have to pay any attention to it, do I?

Stan

You had the right instinct, Bunny, but he's the wrong guy.

Stan

Stupid doctors...

Stan

What are you doing?

I don't exactly know. Coming?

Stan

is he dead?

He has been dead for two thousand years.

Stan

No, not alive dead, I mean dead dead.

Stan

He was alive dead for two thousand years, but this time he was dead dead! Really!

Bog

Two thousand? That's a lot of birthday p-p-parties.

Kai

:[enters, holding a newborn cluster lizard] Do you want to hold it?

Stan

Yeah, on the end of my fork!

Kai

He's a baby - an innocent. The egg must have been laid before we escaped from the Light Universe.

Stan

Yeah, well, that's very nice, but I think we should act sensible here and dispose of it.

Kai

Don't you like it, Zev?

No!

Kai

I'm surprised. You are part cluster lizard yourself. I was hoping you would help me think of a name.

If it comes near me, I'll name it.

Kai

What? [steps closer and points it at her]

Squish! Which is exactly what I'll do to it!

Stan

It thinks you're its mother!

Stan

Lexx, when you eat, can you separate out the yummy stuff from the nasty indigestible bits?

Lexx

Yes, Stanley the Perfect, the mighty and terrible champion of the oppressed.

Stan

And - unjustly maligned majestical being!

Lexx

And unjustly maligned majestical being.

Stan

Cool...!

Stan

You're drawn to it because you need protoblood!

Kai

I do not normally respond to need.

Why should she want you?

Stan

Because I'm a man, you're a can.