Xev quotes from Lexx

Kai

First you must remove my power and control rods.

Xev

Where are your power and control rods?

Kai

[points to a bronze codpiece he's wearing] There, between my legs.

Xev

[takes a deep breath] Okay, remove the power and control rods... How?

Kai

Turn, and pull.

Xev

[working on Kai's codpiece] Does this hurt?

Kai

[squirms] No.

Stan

No, the dead don't feel pain, right?

Xev

He said to put them in the medicine slots.

Mantrid

Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah. [inserts the last rod in Kai's protoblood slot]

Stan

That's the wrong one, what did you do that for?

Mantrid

To see what happens. I'm Mantrid!

Xev

So, which direction do you wanna go then?

Stan

[catching his breath] I don't know. I want you to choose. That way when everything goes terribly awful, I get the satisfaction of blamin' you.

Xev

Thanks, Stan.

Xev

What are you doing?

Xev

Why are you buried in the dirt?

Kai

It is the natural way of all dead things.

Xev

What's that?

Nothing important. Just a dead body.

Xev

Nothing important?

It's a dead body. But not my dead body...

Xev

I am not trying to steal your man.

You're not?

Xev

No. I'm just fishing for him. Like you. And who knows that either one of us might catch this fish.

So I have a chance?

Xev

Yes 790, you have a chance. Not much of 'em, but a tiny little robot-head-in-love chance to make his dead man's dreams come true.

I'm. So. Happy!

[gasps] I just heard him!

Xev

Who?

Who else, but the GREATEST MAN WHO EVER DIED?!

Xev

Really? Where?

This has never happened before. This has been a most interesting time. You're the first.

Xev

The first what?

The first people to come here still living their original lives. This has been a most interesting time. A most unsettling time. A time of great possibility... And now it is time for me to die.

Xev

So what's the deal?

I will be king, you will be queen - or, perhaps, you will be my slave. Which is the same thing, really.

Xev

You bring out something in me that doesn't always find proper expression.

I think that there is the possibility that you will be a very good queen.

Xev

We didn't know... I mean I wasn't sure you would survive when we blew up the planet.

Kai

I did not survive, as I am already dead. But... I was not destroyed.

Xev

[smiles] Then I'm glad you were not destroyed.

Stan

What? What do you mean? What happened to me?

Xev

...You died.

Stan

I died...?!

Xev

Yes, Stanley Tweedle. You died and went down into Fire, and now you're back to life.

Stan

Really?

Kai

Really.

Stan

...Wow.

Stan

Goodbye, Dead man...

Xev

Goodbye...Last of the Brunnen G.