Prince quotes from Lexx

I may be bad, but I always stick to my deals and I rarely ever lie. It's much more fun to tell the truth.

No way is safe in the tunnels.

Nowhere is safe on the planet Fire.

To be the opposite of good... You see, Xev, that fires all the bad. It is the repository of all that is not good.

I tempt those who can be tempted and I punish those who deserve to be punished. That is my function, my occupation. My job. My joy. What is wrong with that? I also punish some who have done nothing wrong. Who slipped through the cracks. But then... no system is perfect.

My existence is simple, I make sure that those who make bad choices suffer - nothing more.

[speeding towards Earth] Oh Pain, oh joy! Oh Pain, oh joy! Oh pain, oh joy, oh pain, oh joy, oh pain, oh joy!

Bring me to my beloved Xev! Bring. Me. To. Xev.

Who is Xev?

My beloved, darling Xev - the greatest woman who ever lived and I demand that you wake her up at once!

Who else is on board, exactly?

A security guard called Stanley Tweedle who is of no use and no importance in any situation at any time! And a dead assassin named Kai. Bring me to her at once or -

Or what?

...I'll wake her up myself. I would have woken her up along time ago if the control unit had heard me from down there, where I was stuck!

So she's the important one...

[his voice softens] Without a doubt.

Good.

So are you going to bring me to her?

No. [tosses 790 into the depths of the Lexx]

Stan

[waking up after 4000 years of sleep] Ouh... I feel really stiff for some reason... wait a second, are we somewhere?

Yes...

Stan

[disorientated Oh yeah! Where?

....Somewhere.

Stan

This is the Lexx!

[looks around] This comet?

Stan

Comet? No no! This is what we're on, this is the Lexx... It's big err... a big...

Bug.

Stan

That hurts!

Does it?

Stan

Yes!

I'm very good... with pain.

Stan

Why are doing this to me?

Fun.

What about the man in black?

Stan

Oh! He's dead. See, we're just hanging onto him until we can finally land on a planet and bury him, y'know, it's a custom we observe with our dead. Actually, he's kinda alive dead.

Alive dead?

Stan

Yeah, yeah he can actually walk around a little bit. Y'know, we should go wake him up so that I could show ya! You'd find it really interesting.

What about the woman?

Stan

Oh... Don't worry about her, oh she's just a nurse or something... Y'know, I'm not even sure what it is she actually does do. But she's definitely not important.

She's not important?

Stan

No, not important. Not in any way, shape or form.

[enraged] YOU ARE NOT IMPORTANT!

Will we attack them with the one moth we do have?

No! We will not! I will.

Are we going to run?

To where?

To safety?